Game show related songs are kinda fun, so here's another.
(To the tune of \"Would You Like To Swing on a Star\", the theme from Out of this World)
Would you like to match with the stars?
Brett and Charles just returned from the bars
Gene Rayburn will ask who you are.
Or would you rather spin the wheel?
Pat Sajak and Vanna
Been raking the bucks
But they can't compare to Sue or Chuck
You get bankrupt, or maybe a free spin
You solve the puzzle, and you might win.
But if you take my advice, it might be awesome
To win five grand from Richard Dawson.
Would you like to match with the stars?
Fannie Flagg, Mc.Lean, or Jack Narz?
You'd be better off than you are.
Or would you rather Come On Down?
Bob Barker's an icon
He's spry as can be
Rod Roddy just might call down you or me.
You play Plinko, or maybe 3 strikes
And watch two models ride a tandem bike.
But if you watch the show you will be knowin'
Bob might be maimed by a Samoan.
Would you like to match with the stars?
Filling blanks for cash and not cars.
Gene Rayburn his mike is from Mars.
You could be matching with the stars!
(Ok, so I ran a little dry with the last stanza)
