What to say... I'm glad he's decided to retire, and hope that it isn't, like, say, Charles Schulz's, barely in time. Wish I'd gotten around to seeing a taping... but on the bright side, everybody else now who's had that on their list of things to do eventually will be trying to get out there by June, so by the fall the lines should be shorter...
Anyway, as for a replacement, sure it's been talked to death. Many, many times. And will be, for at least two more rounds after the new host has been chosen. Personally, I'd prefer Tom Bergeron, which is almost a sure sign it'll be someone else, but any excuse to repost a quote saved from either this board or its predecessor, good for mood-lightening whenever needed:
[quote name=\'Chris319\' date=\' I hope\']Listen to me, Tom Bergeron.
You say you don't want a career in game shows? OK, fine. Turn the clock back to 1988(?) when Mike Brockman tapped game show emcee Pat Sajak to host a late-night talk show on CBS. Did Sajak quit Wheel of Fortune for this undertaking? No, he did not. Where would Pat Sajak be today if he had?
"Hi, I'm Pat Sajak. You may remember me from the hit game show 'Wheel of Fortune', or not. I want to tell all you insomniacs watching this infomercial at three AM how you can make five, ten, fifteen thousand dollars a week just by placing itty bitty want ads in the newspaper."
Now imagine a guy named Syd driving up to your house in a great big truck. What's in the truck? Why it's a printing press! But this isn't just any old printing press, no sir. It's a SPECIAL printing press. It only prints GREAT, BIG PAYCHECKS. Those paychecks all say "Fremantle" on them. This printing press will run just about forever. All you have to do is show up in 33 a couple of days a week and ask some people "What do you bid?". You wouldn't turn down Syd and his magic printing press now would you? Hmmm? Of course not, because if you do you might wind up like our friend Pat Sajak:
"Hi, I'm Tom Bergeron and I used to have a burgeoning television career. Help keep public television alive here in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Send in a check for five, ten, twenty dollars, whatever you can afford."
OK?[/quote]
I'll try to be more coherent next time around.