[quote name=\'ClockGameJohn\' post=\'145764\' date=\'Feb 9 2007, 09:11 PM\']
I'm a little lost on the full definitions here...does this make me a "fanb0i?"
I've been honored to spend time on both sides. First as a contestant, followed by alot of time backstage thanks to my friendship with Marc and later followed by Roger.
No, you won't see me at the final show either. Does this NOT make me a "fanb0i?"
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THE OFFICIAL PRICE IS RIGHT FANB0I TEST, VERSION 0.1
1. Do you worship Bob Barker the way Rerun worshipped a head of lettuce on What's Happening?
2. Will you contemplate suicide if Dave Price is chosen to replace Bob?
3. Do you consider a bid of $69 or $420 in Contestants' Row to be a crime punishable by death rather than simply the mark of an idiot?
4. Is Roger Dobkowitz a man more powerful and threatening than the Bushes, the Clintons, the Cheneys, George Soros, John McCain, Barack Obama, the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy, and the Vast Buffalo-Wing Conspiracy put together, rather than a nice guy who's been known to be generous with fans?
If the answer to all of the above is "no" then no, you are not a fanb0i. ;-)
Seriously, in no way do I equate "devoted fan" with "fanb0i" and I apologize if it came across that way. But when Tyra Banks plays Barker's Beauty for a day, and Joe's response is to offer a serious critique of her performance -- and then, to have what is colloquially known in Yiddish as a "sh*tfit" when others instead see it as the fun stunt it is -- then yes, he's a fanb0i.