Author Topic: If you were Monty Hall.. (Read 3173 times)

MrGameShow · « **on:** April 27, 2007, 11:37:49 AM »

At the end of the show, Monty would normally go around the audience and ask for outrageous things..

So here's YOUR chance; If you were Monty, what would YOU ask someone for?

The more outrageous the better!

clemon79 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 27, 2007, 11:42:03 AM »

"I'll give you $100 for an unused condom. Good! Now I'll make it $200 if you can give me a soiled one..."

/Blues Brothers FTW

WhammyPower · « **Reply #2 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:48:46 PM »

"I'll give you $50 for an unsharpened pencil."

clemon79 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:32:55 PM »

[quote name=\'WhammyPower\' post=\'151099\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 09:48 AM\']
"I'll give you $50 for an unsharpened pencil."
[/quote]
What is "outrageous" about an unsharpened pencil?

tpirfan28 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:38:37 PM »

Lemon took the good one.

"I'll give $75 for someone who can give me a prosthetic toe."

WhammyPower · « **Reply #5 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:49:02 PM »

[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'151100\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 12:32 PM\'] [quote name=\'WhammyPower\' post=\'151099\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 09:48 AM\']
"I'll give you $50 for an unsharpened pencil."
[/quote]
What is "outrageous" about an unsharpened pencil? [/quote]
Fine.

"I'll give you $500 if you have a dead body in your car."

clemon79 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 27, 2007, 01:53:48 PM »

[quote name=\'WhammyPower\' post=\'151103\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 10:49 AM\']
"I'll give you $500 if you have a dead body in your car."
[/quote]
Now yer talking.

Jimmy Owen · « **Reply #7 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:25:50 PM »

"Let's see, here's a woman dressed as a waitress. For $50, show me your tips."

aaron sica · « **Reply #8 on:** April 27, 2007, 02:33:57 PM »

"Here's a woman and man dressed up as chicken. Miss Hen, I'll give you $500 if you show me your cock"

Don Howard · « **Reply #9 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:18:21 PM »

"I'll give you $100 for a naked picture of your wife. You don't have one? All right, for $200, I'll sell you one".

Matt Ottinger · « **Reply #10 on:** April 27, 2007, 03:48:00 PM »

[quote name=\'Don Howard\' post=\'151109\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 03:18 PM\']
"I'll give you $100 for a naked picture of your wife. You don't have one? All right, for $200, I'll sell you one".
[/quote]
Winner.

TLEberle · « **Reply #11 on:** April 27, 2007, 04:08:29 PM »

[quote name=\'tpirfan28\' post=\'151101\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 10:38 AM\']"I'll give $75 for someone who can give me a prosthetic toe."
[/quote]Aw, about five feet too low, otherwise I could have obliged.

clemon79 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 27, 2007, 04:47:21 PM »

[quote name=\'TLEberle\' post=\'151112\' date=\'Apr 27 2007, 01:08 PM\']
Aw, about five feet too low, otherwise I could have obliged.

[/quote]
What you need is a mouthful of false teeth, so you can do the "Bet you I can't bite my right eye / left eye" bar bet. You'd drink for free for the rest of your life.

TimK2003 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 27, 2007, 06:11:34 PM »

$500 if you have proof that you spent time in the Paris Hilton. $1000 if you have a picture of you in the Paris Hilton!

MrGameShow · « **Reply #14 on:** April 27, 2007, 06:18:12 PM »

You guys scare me on the best days..

Author Topic: If you were Monty Hall.. (Read 3173 times)

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