[quote name=\'TLEberle\' post=\'254120\' date=\'Jan 6 2011, 09:31 PM\']So in order to play it "right," I have to do things like "If you don't give me $550 and Park Place, I'm going to give you a big wet kiss on the mouth"?[/quote]
Not at all. To play it right, you can play by the rules in the box, which few people do. (For instance, if someone doesn't want or can't buy a property, it *has* to be auctioned.)
If you want to have fun, which is the point of games, you want to either 1) play by the rules—with a good game, should generally induce fun, or 2) amend the rules with rules that induce fun. Also, the sexual favors should be used not as threats. That's not fun at all.
I'm not telling anyone *how to play* Monopoly. I'm merely saying that in my experience playing Monopoly (through college, mind you) has been enhanced and has always resulted in all participating parties enjoying themselves. That is all.
/foxy-poly, anyone?