According to the DVR program guide from TVG and this week's EW "What to Watch," on tomorrow night's Fox game show block a contestant will appear on both "...5th Grader?" and "Lyrics!" I'm guessing that the contestant will say something about loving music and when s/he dives it'll be something like this:
FOXWORTHY: Show us Olivia's answer!
(Board whooshes into wrong answer)
I'm sorry, Olivia didn't save you and you leave with nothing--now remember that deal you made, I want you to look in that camera...
WAYNE BRADY: Wait a minute, Jeff!
FOXWORTHY: Why, it's Wayne Brady from "Don't Forget the Lyrics!" (cheers and applause)
BRADY: Jeff, I want to give (contestant name) another chance at a million dollars on my show!
CONTESTANT: YES, YES!
FOXWORTHY: Well, (s/he) still made that deal with me, so before you leave, look in that camera...
CONTESTANT: My name is (name), and I am *not* smarter than a fifth grader, BUT I'M GOING TO PLAY "DON'T FORGET THE LYRICS!"
BRADY: Come with me...
FOXWORTHY: (over applause) STAY TUNED FOR "DON'T FORGET THE LYRICS!" AND JOIN US NEXT TIME ON "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER?" GOOD NIGHT!
(contestant walks into the hall at TV City with Brady as contractual full-screen credits run)
(logos with that weird version of the Fox fanfare)
(generic split screen credits play as spooky music starts up)
MARK THOMPSON: S/he wasn't smarter than a fifth grader...but s/he's still getting a SECOND chance at ONE MILLION DOLLARS on the roller coaster ride of her life--in the night of television YOU'LL BE TALKING ABOUT TOMORROW--and it all starts NOW on "Don't Forget the Lyrics!"
(generic credits end as "Lyrics!" titles start up)
The usual time tomorrow on Fox--and I am scared that what I just wrote will be at least 75% correct (Brady is listed as making a cameo on "...5th Grader?" in the TVG Interactive listing).
