I can't believe it's 25 years. . .

[Don Howard]

[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'173934\' date=\'Jan 5 2008, 03:00 PM\']
*sigh.*
[/quote]
Not to worry, Chris. We'll get a Facebook group started for you next.

[tvwxman]

Matt Ottinger schtupped Betty White.

[Clay Zambo]

[quote name=\'tvwxman\' post=\'173946\' date=\'Jan 5 2008, 04:00 PM\']
Matt Ottinger schtupped Betty White.
[/quote]

Nope.  Betty *wanted* to.  Matt, ever the gentleman, declined so as not to sully Allen's memory.

[tvwxman]

[quote name=\'Clay Zambo\' post=\'173947\' date=\'Jan 5 2008, 04:03 PM\']
[quote name=\'tvwxman\' post=\'173946\' date=\'Jan 5 2008, 04:00 PM\']
Matt Ottinger schtupped Betty White.
[/quote]

Nope.  Betty *wanted* to.  Matt, ever the gentleman, declined so as not to sully Allen's memory.
[/quote]
This was before they met?

/Dunno, I'm reaching here.

[chris319]

[quote name=\'dickoon\' post=\'173925\' date=\'Jan 5 2008, 11:18 AM\']
The Chamber actually had three different chambers: the Hot Chamber, the Cold Chamber and the Matt Ottinger Chamber. The last of these was never broadcast because nobody ever survived the first question.

/ what the heck is this slash malarkey about?
// it's been a while since I've dropped by and so I'm completely out of touch
/// but it looks quite pretty
[/quote]
You're alive!

[mrchips]

Matt Ottinger placed Emile Auturi.

/in 17
//with nary a bulge or blemish
///Emile Freakin' Auturi, man!

[Johnissoevil]

In 1990, The Joker's Wild was originally slated to be a game of Ottingers.  But Finn whined that he couldn't be robotic with that format.

[Steve Gavazzi]

Matt Ottinger never looks behind him while he's in Texas.  He knows where the Rangers are, and they don't dare come out while he's around.

[uncamark]

Matt Ottinger bangs every model on "Deal or No Deal."  Yes, I mean every single one of them.

Matt Ottinger don't need no stinkin' immunity idol.

[Mr. Armadillo]

Matt Ottinger is the reason vowels now cost $250.

The M in MSRP stands for Matt.  And the S is hardly a suggestion.

The Care Bear Stare is just the Matt Ottinger Death Gaze edited for children's programming.

/Are we allowed to use non-GS ones?

[Clay Zambo]

[quote name=\'mrchips\' post=\'174022\' date=\'Jan 6 2008, 03:48 PM\']
Matt Ottinger placed Emile Auturi.
[/quote]

I don't know about that, but Matt Ottinger can make Emile Auturi say *a lot* more than, "Yes, I did, Geoff."

[PYLdude]

Matt Ottinger doesn't need a head start in the Eliminator.

That's not a real dragon roar on Tic Tac Dough...that's Matt yelling after someone stole one of his game show home games. (Needless to say, THIS dragon breathed fire.)

Ott-ing-er, Ott-ing-ger, 12 stories high made of radiation...

/if you got that last one you're crazy
//Yes, I'm reaching
///I have to 'cause you all took the good ones...you...*bleeps*!

[Kevin Prather]

Matt Ottinger gets paid for vowels.

[Jeremy Nelson]

When Matt Ottinger smacks a scoreboard, it sprouts a zero. He is the only player on Jim Perry's Card Sharks to win $288,000.

Matt Ottinger towed the Hollywood Squares '86 set from California to Florida in 3 minutes. With his teeth.

[Queen of Nerdocrombesia]

Matt Ottinger found, in order, the Loot, the Warrant, and the Crook on the first attempt.

Matt Ottinger knows who the Mole is, and he don't need no stinkin' exemption.