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[quote name=\'aaron sica\' post=\'179318\' date=\'Feb 28 2008, 06:52 PM\']
Followed by the spinoff with Maury Povich hosting......"For $100,000, are you the father of this baby?"
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See...I had always imagined a game show spin on the infamous Maury Povich DNA shows.
I figured for a majority of the time, the baby mama has no clue who da baby daddy is, so Maury ends up testing 5, 6, 7 men for one child. So, find out who the real baby daddy is, then mix him in a lineup of about 20 other men to play a game where the only real prize would go to the poor child whose life is being scarred by their parents transgressions.
The mechanics of the game I haven't quite worked out yet, but the opening of the show would go something....LIKE THIS!
"This is Yolanda from Baltimore, Maryland. She doesn't know it yet, but the father of her child is somewhere in this room. Problem is, she doesn't remember who the father could be. Tonight, Yolanda will have a chance to win a college trust fund for her child valued at $250,000, as from NEW YORK we play America's newest paternity game sensation...WHO'S YO' DADDY! With your host, Maury Povich!"
Now THAT's television....of the lowest common denominator, but still television. I'd wager it would get better ratings than "Quarterlife"
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Would you have to be 18 to go on the show? I know some 14 year olds who might qualify.
/is reminded of the South Park eps where Cartman tried to find his father