I just got the new Entertainment Weekly. The back page is a Q&A thing called Stupid Questions and this week it has H2 and Conan O'Brien favorite Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Robert Smigel).
Q: In your anti-neutering anthem "Bob Barker", you sing , "These teeth are sharp and the price is right. Gonna neuter your ass with one nut-crackin' bite." After seeing Barker viciously take down Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore, don't you think you should steer clear of this game-show icon?
A: That movie was like 10 years ago. Barker's so old, he looks like a chew toy I threw out last year. At least when I go for a walk, I can find my way back. When we're in a room together, he's the one they blame for farting. Wait, I got more. I saw him naked backstage; normally, I eat grass when I want to puke.
Triumph's new CD, "Come Poop With Me", will be in stores on November 4th.