Puzzles rejected by Wheel of Fortune

[toetyper]

Song Lyrics

TELL ME HOW MY A** TASTES (look it up)

what are you doing

RATTING OUT MY TEAMMATES AFFAIR TO THE DENVER COPS

[DrBear]

One I guarantee you'll never see:

Title:
THE _ AT SA_AK S_OW

[WhammyPower]

What are you doing?: MAKING OUT AT THE BALL GAME

Where are we?:  PLAYING HOOKY

[TheInquisitiveOne]

[quote name=\'toetyper\' post=\'230137\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 05:59 PM\']Song Lyrics

TELL ME HOW MY A** TASTES (look it up)

what are you doing

RATTING OUT MY TEAMMATES AFFAIR TO THE DENVER COPS[/quote]

It took me a moment to process this, but I now know what you are getting at. Very well played.

The Inquisitive One

[TLEberle]

I'm surprised that no one here has mentioned LOOK HOW CLEVER I THINK I AM as a phrase yet.

[Mr. Armadillo]

Headline - WOOLERY LEFT WHEEL

Before and After - LAP DANCE OF THE LIVING DEAD

Rock On! - QUARTZ

/Actually, that last one might make a pretty neat bonus puzzle

[Twentington]

[quote name=\'Mr. Armadillo\' post=\'230188\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 11:10 AM\']Rock On! - QUARTZ

/Actually, that last one might make a pretty neat bonus puzzle[/quote]

Given the bonus puzzles they've had in the past, I sure wouldn't doubt it.

/QUIZ SHOW, anyone?
//JUKEBOX?
///URUGUAY?
////JOB FAIR?
/////yes, all of those are actual bonus puzzles

[Neumms]

Person, which may or may not be a proper name:
CRADLE ROBBER

Event:
VANNA BECOMES ELIGIBLE FOR MEDICARE

[Adam Nedeff]

[quote name=\'TLEberle\' post=\'230171\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 12:16 AM\']I'm surprised that no one here has mentioned LOOK HOW CLEVER I THINK I AM as a phrase yet.[/quote]
Clap....clap...clap...

[DoorNumberFour]

[quote name=\'Mr. Armadillo\' post=\'230188\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 11:10 AM\']Rock On! - QUARTZ[/quote]
I'm sorry, this may be a dumb question, but I haven't seen Wheel in quite a while...is this an actual category?

[BrandonFG]

[quote name=\'DoorNumberFour\' post=\'230236\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 04:09 PM\'][quote name=\'Mr. Armadillo\' post=\'230188\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 11:10 AM\']Rock On! - QUARTZ[/quote]
is this an actual category?
[/quote]
It's not. Oh, so it is...

[chad1m]

[quote name=\'DoorNumberFour\' post=\'230236\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 04:09 PM\']I'm sorry, this may be a dumb question, but I haven't seen Wheel in quite a while...is this an actual category?[/quote]Yes. It relates to popular/rock music.

[Twentington]

[quote name=\'chad1m\' post=\'230238\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 04:11 PM\'][quote name=\'DoorNumberFour\' post=\'230236\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 04:09 PM\']I'm sorry, this may be a dumb question, but I haven't seen Wheel in quite a while...is this an actual category?[/quote]Yes. It relates to popular/rock music.
[/quote]

And Pat almost always has Charlie read the category in a deep "rock DJ" voice.

Old joke by now, but the first thing that came to my mind was this.

[cmjb13]

[quote name=\'jmangin\' post=\'230099\' date=\'Nov 7 2009, 11:22 PM\']Before & After: DIAN PARKINSON'S DISEASE[/quote]

Ah, a TPIR theme

BEFORE & AFTER

Deck the Halls with bows of Holly Hallstrom

Bob & Carnival Barker

Rod Roddy Piper

Kathy Greco Roman Wrestling

Richie Rich Fields

Janice & Ty Pennington

Wedding & Paul Alter

Stan & All Star Blits (I know it should be with a z, just go with me on this)

Anitra Ford assembly line

Kathleen & Bill Bradley

[The Ol' Guy]

I was working on this as a sketch. It's said we're supposed to leave our personal problems at the office door. Well, a Wheel Of Fortune writer arrives at the office one day to see a sheriff with papers, and that day's series of puzzles go...

"I'VE JUST BEEN SERVED"

"MY WIFE AND THE POOL BOY."

"MOTHER WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU."

"I'M NOT THE FATHER??"

"SH*T, JUDGE! HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I MAKE?"

Pat: I'm beginning to detect a theme here....

"YOU CAN SLEEP WITH MY WIFE FOR A QUARTER."

and the end game:

"F*** YOU, BITCH!"

Now that's having a bad day....