Puzzles rejected by Wheel of Fortune

[Twentington]

[quote name=\'cmjb13\' post=\'230261\' date=\'Nov 9 2009, 08:42 PM\']Wedding & Paul Alter[/quote]

That one would also be spelled wrong. (I did think Stan & All Star Blits/z was funny, though.) Reminds me of early in the Same Name days, when Pat would come up with some real groaners such as Groucho & Stretch Marx or Louisiana & How's Bayou.

[pacdude]

[quote name=\'toetyper\' post=\'230137\' date=\'Nov 8 2009, 04:59 PM\']Song Lyrics

TELL ME HOW MY A** TASTES (look it up) [/quote]

Among those same lines:

SONG TITLE (or whatever the hell the category is now)

SMELL YO D**K BY RISKAY

God, that song is so ridiculous.

[opimus]

magic eight ball gag
Before and after

[Matt Ottinger]

[quote name=\'opimus\' post=\'230316\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 01:15 PM\']magic eight ball gag[/quote]
One point for your team.

[Brig Bother]

THING - Thing

Have I got the hang of this?

[Mr. Brown]

I'm surprised this one didn't come up -

Person - PLACE KICKER ROLF BENIRSCHKE

[opimus]

[quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' post=\'230322\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 03:27 PM\'][quote name=\'opimus\' post=\'230316\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 01:15 PM\']magic eight ball gag[/quote]
One point for your team.
[/quote]
I don't swing that way .  I was going for a semi tastseless joke.

[opimus]

[quote name=\'Brig Bother\' post=\'230324\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 04:27 PM\']THING - Thing

Have I got the hang of this?[/quote]
Ben Grimm would disagree.

[Mr. Bill]

[quote name=\'opimus\' post=\'230329\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 05:17 PM\'][quote name=\'Brig Bother\' post=\'230324\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 04:27 PM\']THING - Thing

Have I got the hang of this?[/quote]
Ben Grimm would disagree.
[/quote]
So would the disembodied hand from The Addams Family.  Better to categorize as a Person.

Which reminds me --

Same Name -- THING-A-MA & IRISH JIG

Song Title -- D**K IN A BOX

Phrase -- HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT GAME!

Before and After -- ROYAL FLUSH THE TOILET

Same Name -- FULL OF & TAKING A CRAP (or S**T) if you prefer

There's my first entry into the sweepstakes.

[Matt Ottinger]

[quote name=\'opimus\' post=\'230328\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 05:14 PM\'][quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' post=\'230322\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 03:27 PM\'][quote name=\'opimus\' post=\'230316\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 01:15 PM\']magic eight ball gag[/quote]
One point for your team.[/quote]
I don't swing that way .  I was going for a semi tastseless joke.[/quote]
You succeeded.  I'm sorry if my remark was unclear, especially my reference to "team" which appears to have been misconstrued.  I just meant to offer a thumbs-up for your cleverly offensive addition to the thread, as far as I'm concerned a perfect example of a logical enough puzzle that would never fly.

[opimus]

Thank you for the compliment.

[chrisholland03]

Grape, Strawberry and KY Jelly

[Matt Ottinger]

[quote name=\'chrisholland03\' post=\'230342\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 09:29 PM\']Grape, Strawberry and KY Jelly[/quote]
And again, nice.

[BrandonFG]

-BEFORE AND AFTER-

GOLDEN
SHOWER
CURTAIN

Depending on where you are, that might also be a -THING-

[NickS]

Phrase: SORRY HONEY THE CONDOM BROKE

Phrase: RECTUM?  NEARLY KILLED HIM

What Are You Doing?: MAKING A BONG OUT OF AN APPLE