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clemon79

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« Reply #90 on: November 10, 2009, 10:13:20 PM »
-- SAME NAME --

DIRTY AND
ARANTXA
SANCHEZ

/alternately: GEORGE AND HOT KARL
/ELISSA AND CLEVELAND STEAMER?
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Loogaroo

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« Reply #91 on: November 10, 2009, 10:32:56 PM »
Quotation:

TO BE OR NOT TO BE: THAT IS THE QUESTION. WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE, OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST A SEA OF TROUBLES, AND BY OPPOSING END THEM? TO DIE, TO SLEEP, NO MORE, AND BY A SLEEP WE SAY TO END THE HEARTACHE AND THE THOUSAND NATURAL SHOCKS THAT FLESH IS HEIR TO, 'TIS A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE WISH'D. TO DIE, TO SLEEP; TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM, AY, THERE'S THE RUB. FOR IN THAT SLEEP OF DEATH WHAT DREAMS MAY COME WHEN WE HAVE SHUFFLED OFF THIS MORTAL COIL, MUST GIVE US PAUSE. THERE'S THE RESPECT THAT MAKES CALAMITY OF SO LONG LIFE, FOR WHO WOULD BEAR THE WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIME, THE OPPRESSOR'S WRONG, THE PROUD MAN'S CONTUMELY, THE PANGS OF DESPISED LOVED, THE LAW'S DELAY, THE INSOLENCE OF OFFICE AND THE SPURNS THAT PATIENT MERIT OF THE UNWORTHY TAKES, WHEN HE HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUIETUS MAKE WITH A BARE BODKIN? WHO WOULD FARDELS BEAR, TO GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDER A WEARY LIFE, BUT THAT THE DREAD OF SOMETHING AFTER DEATH, THE UNDISCOVER'D COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN NO TRAVELLER RETURNS, PUZZLES THE WILL AND MAKES US RATHER BEAR THOSE ILLS WE HAVE THAN FLY TO OTHERS THAT WE KNOW NOT OF? THUS CONSCIENCE DOES MAKE COWARDS OF US ALL, AND THUS THE NATIVE HUE OF RESOLUTION IS SICKLIED O'ER WITH THE PALE CAST OF THOUGHT, AND ENTERPRISES OF GREAT PITCH AND MOMENT WITH THIS REGARD THEIR CURRENTS TURN AWRY, AND LOSE THE NAME OF ACTION.

This could either be the richest puzzle in the show's history, or the stingiest one if it's used in the bonus round.
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Twentington

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« Reply #92 on: November 10, 2009, 11:14:55 PM »
[quote name=\'Loogaroo\' post=\'230351\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 10:32 PM\']Quotation:

TO BE OR NOT TO BE: THAT IS THE QUESTION. WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE, OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST A SEA OF TROUBLES, AND BY OPPOSING END THEM? TO DIE, TO SLEEP, NO MORE, AND BY A SLEEP WE SAY TO END THE HEARTACHE AND THE THOUSAND NATURAL SHOCKS THAT FLESH IS HEIR TO, 'TIS A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE WISH'D. TO DIE, TO SLEEP; TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM, AY, THERE'S THE RUB. FOR IN THAT SLEEP OF DEATH WHAT DREAMS MAY COME WHEN WE HAVE SHUFFLED OFF THIS MORTAL COIL, MUST GIVE US PAUSE. THERE'S THE RESPECT THAT MAKES CALAMITY OF SO LONG LIFE, FOR WHO WOULD BEAR THE WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIME, THE OPPRESSOR'S WRONG, THE PROUD MAN'S CONTUMELY, THE PANGS OF DESPISED LOVED, THE LAW'S DELAY, THE INSOLENCE OF OFFICE AND THE SPURNS THAT PATIENT MERIT OF THE UNWORTHY TAKES, WHEN HE HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUIETUS MAKE WITH A BARE BODKIN? WHO WOULD FARDELS BEAR, TO GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDER A WEARY LIFE, BUT THAT THE DREAD OF SOMETHING AFTER DEATH, THE UNDISCOVER'D COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN NO TRAVELLER RETURNS, PUZZLES THE WILL AND MAKES US RATHER BEAR THOSE ILLS WE HAVE THAN FLY TO OTHERS THAT WE KNOW NOT OF? THUS CONSCIENCE DOES MAKE COWARDS OF US ALL, AND THUS THE NATIVE HUE OF RESOLUTION IS SICKLIED O'ER WITH THE PALE CAST OF THOUGHT, AND ENTERPRISES OF GREAT PITCH AND MOMENT WITH THIS REGARD THEIR CURRENTS TURN AWRY, AND LOSE THE NAME OF ACTION.

This could either be the richest puzzle in the show's history, or the stingiest one if it's used in the bonus round.[/quote]

I think we have a winner.
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MSTieScott

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« Reply #93 on: November 10, 2009, 11:46:21 PM »
Fictional Character:

MR. MXYZPTLK

Because pronunciation counts when solving the puzzle.

Steve Gavazzi

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« Reply #94 on: November 10, 2009, 11:54:52 PM »
[quote name=\'MSTieScott\' post=\'230353\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 11:46 PM\']Fictional Character:

MR. MXYZPTLK[/quote]
Stupid question:  Has there ever been a real puzzle that had no vowels?

NickS

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« Reply #95 on: November 10, 2009, 11:58:01 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'230348\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 09:13 PM\']/ELISSA AND CLEVELAND STEAMER?[/quote]

Also acceptable:  --Before and After-- GROVER CLEVELAND STEAMER

BillCullen1

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« Reply #96 on: November 11, 2009, 12:06:36 AM »
Here are some BEFORE & AFTERs that are highly unlikely:

ARLENE FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA
SOUPY SALES PITCH
HELLO KITTY CARLISLE
PEGGY CASS ELLIOTT
PAY THE BILL CULLEN
DICK CLARK KENT
NIPSEY RUSSELL CROWE
HOT ROD RODDY
JOHNNY GILBERT AND SULLIVAN
WOODY ALLEN LUDDEN
JIM PERRY WHITE
PETER MARSHALL DILLON
MONTY HALL MONITOR
RAY CHARLES NELSON REILLY

And some unlikely SAME NAMES:

MERV AND KATHY GRIFFIN
GEOFF AND STEPHANIE EDWARDS
HOLY AND FULL OF SH__
BACK AND F___ OFF

Hope I didn't repeat any

Twentington

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« Reply #97 on: November 11, 2009, 12:09:36 AM »
[quote name=\'Steve Gavazzi\' post=\'230354\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 11:54 PM\']Stupid question:  Has there ever been a real puzzle that had no vowels?[/quote]

MYTHS in the bonus round a while back.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2009, 12:09:47 AM by Twentington »
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« Reply #98 on: November 11, 2009, 12:25:07 AM »
[quote name=\'Steve Gavazzi\' post=\'230354\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 10:54 PM\'][quote name=\'MSTieScott\' post=\'230353\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 11:46 PM\']Fictional Character:

MR. MXYZPTLK[/quote]
Stupid question:  Has there ever been a real puzzle that had no vowels?
[/quote]
I can't answer, but I can speculate:
i. In the main game, probably not, because I don't think they'd want to say, "We're out of vowels," when the puzzle has just started.
ii. In the bonus puzzle, I could easily see having a puzzle where the only vowel sound comes from a Y:
_RY (a lot of these)
STY
FLY
WHYS
TRYST
CYST
MYTH
(There's also a Welsh word CWM, but I can't imagine them using it.)

It's possible though unlikely that they used any of the following:
MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM (song title, 1994)
M & Q (fictional characters, from the Bond films)
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« Reply #99 on: November 11, 2009, 04:42:49 AM »
[quote name=\'Loogaroo\' post=\'230351\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 10:32 PM\']Quotation:

TO BE OR NOT TO BE: THAT IS THE QUESTION. WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE, OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST A SEA OF TROUBLES, AND BY OPPOSING END THEM? TO DIE, TO SLEEP, NO MORE, AND BY A SLEEP WE SAY TO END THE HEARTACHE AND THE THOUSAND NATURAL SHOCKS THAT FLESH IS HEIR TO, 'TIS A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE WISH'D. TO DIE, TO SLEEP; TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM, AY, THERE'S THE RUB. FOR IN THAT SLEEP OF DEATH WHAT DREAMS MAY COME WHEN WE HAVE SHUFFLED OFF THIS MORTAL COIL, MUST GIVE US PAUSE. THERE'S THE RESPECT THAT MAKES CALAMITY OF SO LONG LIFE, FOR WHO WOULD BEAR THE WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIME, THE OPPRESSOR'S WRONG, THE PROUD MAN'S CONTUMELY, THE PANGS OF DESPISED LOVED, THE LAW'S DELAY, THE INSOLENCE OF OFFICE AND THE SPURNS THAT PATIENT MERIT OF THE UNWORTHY TAKES, WHEN HE HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUIETUS MAKE WITH A BARE BODKIN? WHO WOULD FARDELS BEAR, TO GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDER A WEARY LIFE, BUT THAT THE DREAD OF SOMETHING AFTER DEATH, THE UNDISCOVER'D COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN NO TRAVELLER RETURNS, PUZZLES THE WILL AND MAKES US RATHER BEAR THOSE ILLS WE HAVE THAN FLY TO OTHERS THAT WE KNOW NOT OF? THUS CONSCIENCE DOES MAKE COWARDS OF US ALL, AND THUS THE NATIVE HUE OF RESOLUTION IS SICKLIED O'ER WITH THE PALE CAST OF THOUGHT, AND ENTERPRISES OF GREAT PITCH AND MOMENT WITH THIS REGARD THEIR CURRENTS TURN AWRY, AND LOSE THE NAME OF ACTION.

This could either be the richest puzzle in the show's history, or the stingiest one if it's used in the bonus round.[/quote]

If a player lands on $5K several times, I can see a score of over $1M tops,  The heck with that Million $ Wedge.

Kevin Prather

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« Reply #100 on: November 11, 2009, 08:04:06 AM »
[quote name=\'Jay Temple\' post=\'230361\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 09:25 PM\']It's possible though unlikely that they used any of the following:
MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM (song title, 1994)
M & Q (fictional characters, from the Bond films)[/quote]
In a past game of WoF on PYLP, I used the Song Title puzzle "Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo".

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« Reply #101 on: November 11, 2009, 09:51:34 AM »
[quote name=\'TeppanYaki\' post=\'230355\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 11:58 PM\'][quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'230348\' date=\'Nov 10 2009, 09:13 PM\']/ELISSA AND CLEVELAND STEAMER?[/quote]

Also acceptable:  --Before and After-- GROVER CLEVELAND STEAMER
[/quote]
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« Last Edit: November 11, 2009, 09:52:30 AM by opimus »

Mr. Armadillo

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« Reply #102 on: November 11, 2009, 10:25:23 AM »
Phrase:  PERSON DOES NOT ALWAYS MEAN PROPER NAME

Headline:  DICK CHENEY BECOMES FORTY-FIFTH US PRESIDENT

What Are You Doing?!?:  HOBNOBBING WITH FAMOUS DRUG LORDS (Pat: "And it's a Prize Puzzle!  You're going to Colombia!")

/I would have considered 'What Are You Doing - GOOGLING MYSELF', but they've already done that one
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WhammyPower

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« Reply #103 on: November 11, 2009, 10:46:07 AM »
What Are You Doing?: STALKING OTHERS THROUGH FACEBOOK

Thing: YOU TWIT FACE

What Are You Doing?: TAKING UPSKIRT PHOTOS WITH MY IPHONE

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« Reply #104 on: November 11, 2009, 12:27:18 PM »
Before & After:  COME ON GET HAPPY ENDING

Song Title:  UM UM UM UM UM UM  (1964 song that hit the Top 10 for Major Lance).

Person:  A MOTHER I'D LIKE TO **CK

Before & After:  THAR SHE BLOWS CHUNKS