[quote name=\'Craig Karlberg\' post=\'231331\' date=\'Nov 28 2009, 05:14 AM\']I guess that spat with Betty White leading up to the GSN Awards may've forced "the World's Greatest MC" to "change tactics" a bit. Still, it doesn't change my position that Barker's fighting a "lost cause" as far as animals are concerned. He STILL can't get a sick elephant out of a zoo. I don't see how helping our wounded troops will make it any better.[/quote]
A million monkeys randomly hitting keys on a million keyboards for eternity will (theoretically) eventually recreate the works of Shakespeare (and Rita Rudner, for that matter). I have a feeling 'Craig Karlberg' is the name of the director of the chimp house at the San Diego zoo, and that each of his posts is five little monkeys (with people names, no less), flinging their poo at a keyboard for ten minutes. Once time expires, Jeremy (told you they had people names) clicks 'Add Reply' with his tail in order to make a banana drop out of a chute. The monkeys then whoop and swing about to the delight of visiting elementary school classes.