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Matt Ottinger

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« on: January 04, 2010, 05:26:07 PM »
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/the-appren...ls-n-33510.aspx

Two WWE wrestlers (Goldberg and Maria Kanellis), two Olympians (Michael Johnson and Figure It Out host Summer Sanders) plus various reality "stars", 80s throwbacks and one disgraced politician.

Donald Trump.  Continuing to redefine the word "celebrity" as we know it.
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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2010, 05:34:51 PM »
[quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' post=\'233544\' date=\'Jan 4 2010, 05:26 PM\']http://www.buddytv.com/articles/the-appren...ls-n-33510.aspx

... Figure It Out host Summer Sanders) ...

Donald Trump.  Continuing to redefine the word "celebrity" as we know it.[/quote]
She's the star of my dreams.  Does that count?

Matt Ottinger

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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 05:39:08 PM »
[quote name=\'dale_grass\' post=\'233545\' date=\'Jan 4 2010, 05:34 PM\']... Figure It Out host Summer Sanders) ...

She's the star of my dreams.  Does that count?[/quote]

Yes.  Yes it does.
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2010, 05:52:37 PM »
I guess I'll just make a dirty reference involving Secret Slime Action and Summer Sanders before Lemon does.

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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2010, 06:07:39 PM »
[quote name=\'chad1m\' post=\'233548\' date=\'Jan 4 2010, 02:52 PM\']I guess I'll just make a dirty reference involving Secret Slime Action and Summer Sanders before Lemon does.[/quote]
I would hit that so hard that Billy the Answer Head would feel inadequate.
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2010, 06:15:21 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'233549\' date=\'Jan 4 2010, 06:07 PM\'][quote name=\'chad1m\' post=\'233548\' date=\'Jan 4 2010, 02:52 PM\']I guess I'll just make a dirty reference involving Secret Slime Action and Summer Sanders before Lemon does.[/quote]
I would hit that so hard that Billy the Answer Head would feel inadequate.
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Ew to both of you. lol

And wtf--Sinbad?! Maybe they can dig up Dawnn Lewis, too.

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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2010, 06:59:28 PM »
That list wasn't as bad as I imagined.  And by bad I mean I've heard of just about everyone on that list.  Still doesn't make them "celebrities" nowadays.  Carol Leifer I swear has a game/reality connection.  She was either the female panelist on the latest "I've Got a Secret" or she was one of the judges on Arsenio's "Star Search".  Hold on...*runs to IMDB*...yeah, it was "Star Search".  Eh, I'll watch it for Holly Robinson Peete...who needs to be Hangin' With Mr. Goodwyn.


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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2010, 08:14:14 PM »
[quote name=\'MTCesquire\' post=\'233552\' date=\'Jan 4 2010, 03:59 PM\']Eh, I'll watch it for Holly Robinson Peete...who needs to be Hangin' With Mr. Goodwyn.

/That's me, BTW.[/quote]
And for that, you receive a "well played" from the Director. :)
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2010, 08:33:25 PM »
Matt Ottinger opined:
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Donald Trump. Continuing to redefine the word "celebrity" as we know it.
I think the celebrity bookers on the Osmond Pyramid beat Trump to it.
-- Ted Schuerzinger, now blogging at <a href=\"http://justacineast.blogspot.com/\" target=\"_blank\">http://justacineast.blogspot.com/[/url]

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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 08:12:15 AM »
Anyone tell Darryl Strawberry that the pinstripes on Trump's suit can't be snorted?

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 09:22:36 AM »
[quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' post=\'233544\' date=\'Jan 4 2010, 04:26 PM\']Donald Trump.  Continuing to redefine the word "celebrity" as we know it.[/quote]
Are you referring to the choice of contestants, or to The Donald himself?

EDIT:  Wait, Blagojevich's on this?  Sweet.
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 10:07:18 AM »
So NBC finally put my former ex-governor on one of their vehicles. Watch for the poetry to flow badly, and the toupee to get big.

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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2010, 12:57:52 PM »
[quote name=\'Strikerz04\' post=\'233602\' date=\'Jan 5 2010, 07:07 AM\']So NBC finally put my former ex-governor on one of their vehicles.[/quote]
I believe he was on I'm A Celebrity... as well.

Frankly, I'm just happy he's still in the public eye just so he can get a few more mentions on Jon Stewart.
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 01:01:51 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' post=\'233624\' date=\'Jan 5 2010, 12:57 PM\'][quote name=\'Strikerz04\' post=\'233602\' date=\'Jan 5 2010, 07:07 AM\']So NBC finally put my former ex-governor on one of their vehicles.[/quote]
I believe he was on I'm A Celebrity... as well.

Frankly, I'm just happy he's still in the public eye just so he can get a few more mentions on Jon Stewart.
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He wasn't.  His wife *was*.

The judge wouldn't let him leave the US to participate.

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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2010, 01:18:43 PM »
[quote name=\'Terry K\' post=\'233628\' date=\'Jan 5 2010, 01:01 PM\']He wasn't.  His wife *was*.[/quote]He appeared during the introduction video of Patti and via Skype at least once as part of a reward his wife won.

/Yes, I watched.
//Yes, I'm ashamed.
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