I think in this instance, the key word is "Oscar", as a proper name. Of course, Donnymid would demand you say the whole name.
* Celebrity: "I'm a green Muppet-type monster who hangs out on
Sesame Street, and-"
* Contestant: "What Oscar Would Say."
* Celebrity: "...Uh......"I'm grumpy and bad-tempered and I love trash"-"
*time's-up sound; Donny ru-"OH! OH! OH! It's "What Oscar The Grouch Would Say". But you picked up $400 and-"
* Celebrity: "Wait...that should've been taken -- he said "What Oscar Would Say", and on that show they usually call him "Oscar". *turns to judge* He said the essence of the category, so he
should get the money."
*illegal clue sound*
* Celebrity: "Okay, then let me tell you a story... A long time ago, back when this show was, you know, actually
good (with returning champions, tournament-entry requirements that actually made sense, celebrities picked for their brainpower over their starpower, no categories explicitly designed to screw contestants out of money, and no Mr. Anally-Strict Judge Guy) the essence of the category was all that needed to be said to get credit. There was none of this "You have to say "Things On A Cave Wall", not "Things In A Cave"!" crap or "We can't take "Things From
The Wizard of Oz" -- you need to say "
Characters From
The Wizard of Oz"!" And, of course, there's my personal favorite -- "Colors In The Olympic Rings"! Now
that's how you screw contestants!"
* Producer: "You're banned from the show. Get out."
* Celebrity: "Oh, yes, because that's the
mature thing to do, isn't it Mr. Producer? "This guy is blasting all the horrible changes we made to a format that didn't need changing in the first place, so instead of taking what he's saying into consideration...we'll just ban him from the show." *thumbs-up* Great job, stupid!"
* Donny: "I need to close the show."
* Celebrity: "Go ahead, I'm not stopping you -- they'll cut this part out, or edit it so I look like a total moron."