Betty White on "Saturday Night Live"

[TimK2003]

[quote name=\'dale_grass\' post=\'240640\' date=\'May 11 2010, 08:04 AM\'][quote name=\'MSTieScott\' post=\'240622\' date=\'May 10 2010, 09:17 PM\'](also, note to the writers: the "squirted" joke in the NPR sketch did not have a second, innocuous meaning[/quote]
Some muffins have a custard or jam filling.  The only muffin of this type that I've bitten into was lemon poppyseed with lemon custard.
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I was a tad disappointed that they didn't throw in a reference to "schweaty balls"

[Betty]:   "Sometimes I allow hot schweaty balls to be put into my muffin.  It all depends on how I feel" [/Betty]

[DrBear]

That's Schweddy! The way you spelled it gave it another, vulgar meaning. Certainly not something sweet Betty White would refer to.

[Kevin Prather]

[quote name=\'dale_grass\' post=\'240640\' date=\'May 11 2010, 07:04 AM\']The only muffin of this type that I've bitten into was lemon poppyseed with lemon custard.[/quote]
Might not approve.

[clemon79]

[quote name=\'Kevin Prather\' post=\'240673\' date=\'May 11 2010, 03:37 PM\']Might not approve.[/quote]
I am torn between "Hey, nobody bites into my Lemon muffin but me!" and "I got yer Lemon custard >right here<."

[Adam Nedeff]

[quote name=\'chris319\' post=\'240634\' date=\'May 11 2010, 07:05 AM\']What was up with that Lawrence Welk sendup?[/quote]
Lawrence Welk has actually been a pretty popular recurring character for them in the past few seasons. The PBS reruns apparently get enough attention for it to be worthwhile fodder, and the skits are pretty damn funny whether the audience realizes Welk was a real guy or not.

[SRIV94]

[quote name=\'Adam Nedeff\' post=\'240703\' date=\'May 11 2010, 09:28 PM\'][quote name=\'chris319\' post=\'240634\' date=\'May 11 2010, 07:05 AM\']What was up with that Lawrence Welk sendup?[/quote]
Lawrence Welk has actually been a pretty popular recurring character for them in the past few seasons. The PBS reruns apparently get enough attention for it to be worthwhile fodder, and the skits are pretty damn funny whether the audience realizes Welk was a real guy or not.
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And when Lorne Lipowitz was deciding on what to call himself for a stage name, one of the names he considered before settling on Michaels was Lorne Zwelk.

/Not making that up--this was in the Hill/Weingrad 1985 book about SNL.