[quote name=\'Mr. Armadillo\' post=\'245180\' date=\'Jul 28 2010, 10:15 PM\']The original post did state that this was Bob's first hosting gig since leaving Price, so the fact that he 'hosted' something else in the interim is actually slightly relevant, even if Brian quoted the wrong post.[/quote]
I did my very best to sit through both the Tuesday & Wednesday shows in their entirety but sadly, I failed. On today's episode especially, there were only so many whale torture videos and old man butt cancer anecdotes that I could take before I hit the ole "delete" button on the DVR and began longing for the days of afternoons with Temptestt Bledsoea and Queen Latifah. (More on this later)
And who would have ever guessed that Barker would be as predictable as ever? I mean, will we EVER hear enough of Barker saying, "I wish I had a refrigerator for every one of you," or certainly America's favorite, "She came on down and they came on out."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! STOP IT, BARKER!! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AGAIN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! EVEN AFTER THE 50TH TIME, IT IS STILL SO FUNNY!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH OH MY SIDES ARE SPLITTING!!!
But I digress...
But, on a positive note, "THE HUCKABEE SHOW" could turn out to be the cause of the next big return of game shows in daytime. Not because of Barker's appearance...no no...that's not it. Simply put, this is easily the biggest steaming pile of poodle puppy poo-poo to hit the airwaves in many years. The production values are horrific. I would say that it feels like you're watching a typical locally-produced effort but, in reality, it really feels more like bad cable-access. The audience is tiny. The house "band" is pitiful. And worst of all, Huckabee generally comes across as kinda creepy and a bit of a jerk (or maybe even more than a bit) I can't imagine even the folksiest, right-leaning of audiences would enjoy this train wreck for more than a few minutes. So, if we could be so lucky, in the next six weeks that Huckabee is supposed to be on America's TV schedule, perhaps he and his show will put the final nail in the worn-out daytime TV talk show's coffin, opening up lots of future time slots for much more worthy programming.
But I'm probably wrong and this goober will turn out to be the next freakiin' Oprah!
Ewwww...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
Jake