Author Topic: Chuck Woolery puts the "fun" in funeral. (Read 7295 times)

opimus · « **on:** August 05, 2010, 12:35:43 PM »

I was reading the aug 5th Chicago Sun Times pg 37 Chuck is doing ads for a funeral home chain.

Matt Ottinger · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2010, 01:01:04 PM »

Coincidentally, I saw Chuck on the TMZ television program last night. The desperate and somewhat clueless cameraman was peppering him with whatever game show questions he could come up with, including "What did you think of Alex shaving his moustache?" and most entertainingly "Did you ever sleep with Vanna?"

/Makes me wonder if Chuck has even met Vanna.

DrBear · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2010, 02:53:03 PM »

A desperate and somewhat clueless cameraman at TMZ? What ARE the odds?

TheLastResort · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2010, 03:03:52 PM »

Eternal Rest Funeral Home...For when you won't be back in two and two.

DoorNumberFour · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2010, 04:39:10 PM »

Once you buy a plot, it's yours to keep.

BrandonFG · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2010, 05:35:02 PM »

[quote name=\'TheLastResort\' post=\'245463\' date=\'Aug 5 2010, 03:03 PM\']Eternal Rest Funeral Home...For when you won't be back in two and two.[/quote]
[quote name=\'DoorNumberFour\' post=\'245464\' date=\'Aug 5 2010, 04:39 PM\']Once you buy a plot, it's yours to keep.[/quote]

Well played, both of you. :-)

TimK2003 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2010, 06:22:39 PM »

[quote name=\'fostergray82\' post=\'245466\' date=\'Aug 5 2010, 03:35 PM\'][quote name=\'TheLastResort\' post=\'245463\' date=\'Aug 5 2010, 03:03 PM\']Eternal Rest Funeral Home...For when you won't be back in two and two.[/quote]
[quote name=\'DoorNumberFour\' post=\'245464\' date=\'Aug 5 2010, 04:39 PM\']Once you buy a plot, it's yours to keep.[/quote]

Well played, both of you. :-)
[/quote]

In the Scrabble game of Life, when your heart hits a stopper,
You'll be buried six feet under a big granite Topper (furnished by Ferriman's Funeral Home, Cincinnati, OH).

Bobby B. · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2010, 07:48:27 PM »

Well, you always need to be prepared for when the Terminator hits.

opimus · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2010, 08:04:20 PM »

Here's Chuck's new show"Naturally Tombstoned."

ChrisLambert! · « **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2010, 08:10:17 PM »

[quote name=\'opimus\' post=\'245473\' date=\'Aug 5 2010, 08:04 PM\']Here's Chuck's new show"Naturally Tombstoned."[/quote]

No more calls, please.

TLEberle · « **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2010, 09:07:00 PM »

[quote name=\'TimK2003\' post=\'245467\' date=\'Aug 5 2010, 03:22 PM\']In the Scrabble game of Life, when your heart hits a stopper,[/quote]That's the nadir of class, right there. We get it, he hosted game shows and now he's doing ads for a funeral home.

Jeremy Nelson · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2010, 10:33:13 PM »

[quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' post=\'245460\' date=\'Aug 5 2010, 12:01 PM\']/Makes me wonder if Chuck has even met Vanna.[/quote]
Well, Wheel was still on NBC Daytime while Chuck was on Scrabble, so I'd have to believe that their paths have crossed at least once over that 5-6 year span.

J.R. · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2010, 11:00:30 PM »

Did you hear Pat Sajak once did tire commercials? HE CALLED THEM "WHEELS OF FORTUNES"!!!!!111one LOLOLOLOLOL

See what I did? I'm so clever.

wheelloon · « **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2010, 04:54:56 PM »

[quote name=\'J.R.\' post=\'245482\' date=\'Aug 5 2010, 11:00 PM\']Did you hear Pat Sajak once did tire commercials? HE CALLED THEM "WHEELS OF FORTUNES"!!!!!111one LOLOLOLOLOL

See what I did? I'm so clever.[/quote]

And if they were Firestone tires, he always landed on Bankrupt...

/Does this make me more clever?

clemon79 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2010, 05:04:12 PM »

[quote name=\'wheelloon\' post=\'245502\' date=\'Aug 6 2010, 01:54 PM\']/Does this make me more clever?[/quote]
It really doesn't.