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weaklink75

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BrandonFG

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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 06:16:57 PM »
I heard police are questioning this guy.
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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 06:18:05 PM »
I heard police are questioning this guy.
I'm amused that Trebek's mother is actually mentioned in the story.
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weaklink75

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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 06:28:32 PM »

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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 09:54:19 PM »
Might have a bit of Bill Cullen-no-movement hosting for a while on the show.
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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2011, 06:15:05 PM »
To bad she didn't try to rob Monty Hall. Monty would have caught her and asked her if she wanted to keep what she had or take whatever is behind the door of suite 1714.

Bob Eubanks would have asked her embarrassing questions about where she had made "whoopee."
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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2011, 11:46:25 AM »
Bob Barker would have just given her everything and said "You Win!"

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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2011, 01:08:59 PM »
Bob Barker would have just given her everything and said "You Win!"
I had written down "Bob would have just had sex with her and then fired her," but yours is more germane to the issue. Well done, sir. :)
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BrandonFG

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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2011, 11:32:19 PM »
The fun part of being a morning news producer...I get to have a little fun with the stories.

Last week, I introduced David Muir's Ed Flesh story by showing a wide shot of the set, and having the anchor read "Look at this studio......filled with cameras and other equipment." If I can ever retrieve the clip, I may post it.
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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2011, 07:14:49 PM »
A little update- the suspect is going to be playing 3 Strikes at her trial....

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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2011, 05:04:02 PM »
A little update- the suspect is going to be playing 3 Strikes at her trial....
I have zero sympathy for this lady...or for her prior meth addiction.  Those are choices she made.

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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2011, 05:48:08 PM »
I have zero sympathy for this lady...or for her prior meth addiction.  Those are choices she made.
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Yes, yes, ma'am, if you are in fact found guilty of the crime of which you are accused (and, really, in a case of he-said-she-said, I'm more likely to believe Trebek than the junkie), that is precisely what is going to happen, as that's exactly the point of a three-strikes law.
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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2011, 06:05:40 PM »
As the Maranda warning was being read, Tom Kennedy would have reminded her, "It's not what you say that counts..."
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The Answer is- "A torn Achilles tendon".
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2011, 09:33:22 PM »
that is precisely what is going to happen, as that's exactly the point of a three-strikes law.
I assume this will be her new theme song, then.

Seriously, though; she was a habitual hotel robber - and she did this in a state with a three-strikes law?  Buh-bye.