I did not do this. I don't even
wish I had done this. I believe that Peeps are to be consumed, one per Easter. (I realize, as far as the JustBorn Corporate Overlords are concerned, this means I am doing nowhere near my share to keep the company afloat.) But somebody with an awful lot of time on their hands made this, perhaps for our delight.
I give you
The Peep is Right.