If he thinks GSN is a bunch of "inhuman monsters," I wonder what he'd call them if their schedule looked like this:
8am-Tic Tac Dough (Wayne)
8:30am-Card Sharks (Bullard)
9am-Love Connection (Bullard)
9:30am-Match Game (Burger)
10am-Studs (DeCarlo)
10:30am-Swaps (St. John)
11am-Richard Simmons' Dream Maker (Simmons)
11:30am-All New 3's a Crowd (Thicke)
Noon-You're in the Picture (Gleason)
12:30pm-Extreme Gong (Gray)
1pm-DJ Games
1:30pm-Lingo (Engvall)
2pm-Let's Make a Deal (Bush)
3pm-Big Deal (DeCarlo)
3:30pm-Temptation (Morreale)
4pm-Family Feud (Anderson)
4:30pm-Newlywed Game (Rodriguez)
5pm-Dating Game (McGreggor)
5:30pm-Dating Game (Sherwood)
6pm-Blind Date (Lodge)
6:30pm-Bargain Hunters (Tomarken)
7 to 9pm-Paid Programming
9pm-Instant Recall (Martindale)
9:30pm-Pyramid (Osmond)
10pm-How Much is Enough? (Bernsen)
10:30pm-Break the Bank (Farago)
11pm-Baggage (Springer)
11:30pm-Baggage (Springer, same episode as 11pm)
Midnight to 8am-Paid Programming
Edit: Originally had Throut and Neck in the 9:30am slot. Took that out, Becca's too easy on the eyes.