You, sir (and I use that term extremely lightly), are an asshole.
For what? Responding to the OP's post and answering it in an appropriate, timely matter, and not to mention staying on subject.
You said you're a teen in another post elsewhere, but I've been posting in this community (one form or another) since I was about 14, and I can say that as immature as I was at times, I can't say that I would consider a fainting spell something that "made my day". And even if I didn't realize how incredibly ignorant the statement made me look, I
can say that I'd at least own up to it being a dumb comment after being called on it, and apologizing instead of the extremely arrogant approach you're taking. When the new forum starts up next week, you'd be wise to consider sitting out of a few discussions for awhile. Learn by observing and realizing how the forum operates, and stop parading the knowledge you don't have.
For the record, I nearly fainted during a presentation in college. I bet that would've made your morning, wouldn't it?