While digging through my old Bill Cosby records, I found that he did a bit about Let's Make A Deal. Here's how it went!
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Can you believe Let's Make A Deal? And the people on that program they call Americans!
Man, I think they routine them people you know.
"Now before you get on the program, let's see you go (gibberish screaming)! Oh no, you didn't do it good enough, you can't be on our show!"
One time I'd like to see that dude come down... "In this envelope..."
(gibberish screaming)
"In this envelope is $300!"
(gibberish screaming)
"Or you could have what's behind the curtain!"
(gibberish screaming)
"Make your choice."
"I'll take the curtain."
And they open it up, "Oh my goodness, there it is! A small box with an ant in it!"
And the lady pull out a gun & say, "Give me the $300!"
"Oh no you made a mistake!"
"No you made a mistake, when you showed me the ant! Now give me the envelope!"
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