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GSWitch

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Hee Haw Tune
« on: January 16, 2004, 01:12:59 PM »
With Pyramid & Hollywood Squares canned, looks like Daytime will be limited to Price/Jeopardy!/Wheel/Millionaire.  So here's a Hee Haw song that would be appropriate for game show fans.

"Gloom, despair & agony on me (WOE!)
 Deep dark depression, excessive misery (OH!)
 If it weren't for bad luck, we have no luck @ all (WOE!)
 Gloom, despair & agony on me!"

Remember the number to call is BR-549! (LOL)
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GS Warehouse

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Hee Haw Tune
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2004, 01:24:39 PM »
[quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:12 PM\'] "Gloom, despair & agony on me (WOE!)
 Deep dark depression, excessive misery (OH!)
 If it weren't for bad luck, we have no luck @ all (WOE!)
 Gloom, despair & agony on me!" [/quote]
Oy.  Make up your own Simon Cowell comment here; I can't come up with anything at the moment.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2004, 01:24:50 PM by GS Warehouse »
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Jimmy Owen

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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2004, 01:32:04 PM »
"Hee Haw" was Don Harron's best show, after "Anything You Can Do," of course.
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2004, 01:34:26 PM »
[quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 12:24 PM\'] [quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:12 PM\'] "Gloom, despair & agony on me (WOE!)
 Deep dark depression, excessive misery (OH!)
 If it weren't for bad luck, we have no luck @ all (WOE!)
 Gloom, despair & agony on me!" [/quote]
Oy.  Make up your own Simon Cowell comment here; I can't come up with anything at the moment. [/quote]
 Nah, I'll just pull a Jamie Farr and hit a huge gong.  :)

Doug -- soon to celebrate 300 posts (and thank G-d I don't need to type THAT anymore ;-) )
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GSWitch

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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2004, 01:38:05 PM »
I'll throw rotten tomatoes @ myself!  I forgot to add Feud to the list of survivors, sorry!
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Dbacksfan12

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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2004, 03:07:00 PM »
[quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:24 PM\'] [quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:12 PM\'] "Gloom, despair & agony on me (WOE!)
 Deep dark depression, excessive misery (OH!)
 If it weren't for bad luck, we have no luck @ all (WOE!)
 Gloom, despair & agony on me!" [/quote]
Oy.  Make up your own Simon Cowell comment here; I can't come up with anything at the moment. [/quote]
 Simon Cowell would probably say "This sucks."
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Winkfan

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« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2004, 04:49:40 PM »
[quote name=\'Dsmith\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 03:07 PM\'] [quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:24 PM\'] [quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:12 PM\'] "Gloom, despair & agony on me (WOE!)
 Deep dark depression, excessive misery (OH!)
 If it weren't for bad luck, we have no luck @ all (WOE!)
 Gloom, despair & agony on me!" [/quote]
Oy.  Make up your own Simon Cowell comment here; I can't come up with anything at the moment. [/quote]
Simon Cowell would probably say "This sucks." [/quote]
 RIGHT ON. DON!!!!! And may I also add this as well:

Ooooh, ooooh, Game Show Witchy woman,
see how hard she tri-i-ies.
Ooooh, ooooh, Game Show Witchy woman,
all of her statements are li-i-i-IES!.*

Cordially,
Tammy Warner--the 'Anita Gillette of the Big Board!

(*With apologies to the Eagles)
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GSWitch

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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2004, 05:17:51 PM »
[quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 03:49 PM\'] Ooooh, ooooh, Game Show Witchy woman,
see how hard she tri-i-ies.
Ooooh, ooooh, Game Show Witchy woman,
all of her statements are li-i-i-IES!.*

Cordially,
Tammy Warner--the 'Anita Gillette of the Big Board!

(*With apologies to the Eagles) [/quote]
 First off, I'm a him, not a her!  

So you're calling me a liar.  Guess I belong in The Liar's Club. (LOL).
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Winkfan

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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2004, 05:50:47 PM »
[quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:17 PM\'] First off, I'm a him, not a her! 

So you're calling me a liar.  Guess I belong in The Liar's Club. (LOL). [/quote]
I didn't say YOU were a 'liar,' Larry; I was only saying that about your 'mascot.' Can't either of you take a joke? Oh, I forgot, you and your mascot are the only 'serious' ones in this group; and everyone else here is supposed to take your word as 'gospel.'

Cordially,
Tammy Warner--the 'Anita Gillette of the Big Board!'

P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch!
« Last Edit: January 16, 2004, 06:09:41 PM by Winkfan »
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BrandonFG

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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2004, 06:35:09 PM »
[quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:50 PM\'] P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch! [/quote]
 Oooh...I guess that would make me Nipsey! :-)

Now I need a rhyme....
There once was a girl from Nantucket....
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clemon79

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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2004, 06:56:23 PM »
[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 04:35 PM\'] [quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:50 PM\'] P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch! [/quote]
Oooh...I guess that would make me Nipsey! :-)

Now I need a rhyme....
There once was a girl from Nantucket.... [/quote]
 And I'm Richard. The line forms to the left, ladies.... :)
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Kevin Prather

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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2004, 07:33:39 PM »
[quote name=\'GS Warehouse\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 11:24 AM\'] [quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 01:12 PM\'] "Gloom, despair & agony on me (WOE!)
 Deep dark depression, excessive misery (OH!)
 If it weren't for bad luck, we have no luck @ all (WOE!)
 Gloom, despair & agony on me!" [/quote]
Oy.  Make up your own Simon Cowell comment here; I can't come up with anything at the moment. [/quote]
 If Don Harron saw that, he'd probably sue all of us!
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gameshowguy2000

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Hee Haw Tune
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2004, 07:55:31 PM »
[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:35 PM\'] [quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:50 PM\'] P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch! [/quote]
Oooh...I guess that would make me Nipsey! :-)

Now I need a rhyme....
There once was a girl from Nantucket.... [/quote]
 I'll do Nipsey's role (but I don't know if he does Limericks!)

2004 is starting out bad
As many shows are getting the boot.
But don't you game show fans worry at all,
Because they'll give away the final loot!

There! How's THAT?
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Kevin Prather

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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2004, 08:06:27 PM »
[quote name=\'gameshowguy2000\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:55 PM\'] [quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:35 PM\'] [quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:50 PM\'] P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch! [/quote]
Oooh...I guess that would make me Nipsey! :-)

Now I need a rhyme....
There once was a girl from Nantucket.... [/quote]
I'll do Nipsey's role (but I don't know if he does Limericks!)

2004 is starting out bad
As many shows are getting the boot.
But don't you game show fans worry at all,
Because they'll give away the final loot!

There! How's THAT? [/quote]
 If Nipsey Russell saw that, he'd probably sue all of us!
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BrandonFG

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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2004, 09:29:12 PM »
[quote name=\'gameshowguy2000\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 07:55 PM\'] [quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:35 PM\'] [quote name=\'Winkfan\' date=\'Jan 16 2004, 05:50 PM\'] P.S. to Matt and Chris: The group now has its own version of Brett and Richard/Charles--Myself and GSWitch! [/quote]
Oooh...I guess that would make me Nipsey! :-)

Now I need a rhyme....
There once was a girl from Nantucket.... [/quote]
I'll do Nipsey's role (but I don't know if he does Limericks!)

2004 is starting out bad
As many shows are getting the boot.
But don't you game show fans worry at all,
Because they'll give away the final loot!

There! How's THAT? [/quote]
 No...you can be Gary Burghoff...I'm sure someone will pick up that reference. :-P
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