Heine...just...just no. Either shut up, or go away.
(Either way, go eat some Pop-Tarts. If nothing else, they'll keep your mouth full so you don't throw up your pointless rambling "sky is falling" crap all over this forum.)
Tl;dr - please send more red velvet pop tarts. Kthxbai.
Fark that laundry: S'mores or cinnamon all the way.
Hell yes, S'mores. Used to
love eating those. I think I'll go buy some next time I get a chance.