I had "the twelfth of Never" on my card.
Ah, yes. I remember that lyric from a big hit song by Earth, Wind & Fire. And it's not "September."
Whippersnapper. Johnny Mathis and Donny Osmond had hits with a song of the same title.
/Now get off my lawn.
For some reason I thought Bobby Vinton did as well...apparently he didn't.
Fun fact: Donny's version hit the top of the UK chart in '73, knocking off the four week reigning champion Slade, with "Cum On Feel the Noize". Years later, the Quiet Riot cover of the latter song would outpace both of them on the Billboard Hot 100 (Donny peaked at #8, Slade barely cracked the list, and Quiet Riot topped out at #5).