Big thanks to all who responded. Now that I know what I'm doing with Google Docs, I'll post a table with responses after the games are completed. Seeing how the form is now closed, I would not be offended if this got deleted, though if you want this thread to stay for the results, I'd be OK with that too.
ETA: I remember back in the day, Chris Clementson posted a thread about how the producers vetted the answers. Is that thread still available? (A search for Feud chris319 did not produce the desired result).