Questions for Match Game 16.0

[geno57]

The Oakland A’s outfielder, Coco Crisp, said: “My mom
named me after the cereal she was eating when she
went into labor.  Good thing she wasn’t eating (__BLANK__)!”

Okay, now YOU come up with one.

[aaron sica]

Kaboom

[clemon79]

Um, I think the idea is to write a contemporary question.

[alfonzos]

Peter Parker said, "I think I have been bitten by a radioactive chicken. I have the strangest urge to (- BLANK -).

[parliboy]

Shifting into tasteless mode...

Prince's autopsy is finally in.  The cause of death is Purple (BLANK).

[TLEberle]

What's hilarious is that my answer rhymes with blank.

I do think that threads like these inevitably crater because lots of people on the internet think they're funnier than they actually are.

[PYLdude]

What's hilarious is that my answer rhymes with blank.

I do think that threads like these inevitably crater because lots of people on the internet think they're funnier than they actually are.

Unfortunately, yes.

Undaunted though I will try one.

The football coach said, "I don't like this new running back we signed. He couldn't even hang onto the ball if you BLANKed it to his hands!"

[Chuck Sutton]

Alec Baldwin said, "my career has been in such rut I decided to BLANK"

[weaklink75]

Zack the Zombie moaned: "I haven't had a decent meal in weeks- I knew I shouldn't have moved to BLANK..."

[nowhammies10]

Steve said, "It's tough deciding who to choose in this election.  Trump, Hillary, Trump, Hillary.  Why can't we have someone sensible?  Someone like ________."

[geno57]

Zack the Zombie moaned: "I haven't had a decent meal in weeks- I knew I shouldn't have moved to BLANK..."

Oklahoma?

[geno57]

Peter Parker said, "I think I have been bitten by a radioactive chicken. I have the strangest urge to (- BLANK -).

Lay eggs.

[geno57]

Um, I think the idea is to write a contemporary question.

What — Coco Crisp isn’t current enough?!

[Kevin Prather]

Um, I think the idea is to write a contemporary question.

What — Coco Crisp isn’t current enough?!

Did you want responses to your question, or did you want others to submit their own questions?

[Dbacksfan12]

Steve said, "It's tough deciding who to choose in this election.  Trump, Hillary, Trump, Hillary.  Why can't we have someone sensible?  Someone like ________."

I think that's a little too broad in scope.  You can literally fill that with anything.  I might fine-tune that down into something such as:  "Its too bad Hillary's running for president.  If I wanted to vote for a liar, I'd nominate <blank>"