Sears/Kmart is probably in its dying days, but it really doesn't have to be. The main problem is at the top, with a Randian recluse of a CEO who is also a micromanager with no concept of how to do retail effectively. Despite him, there's a good selection of product available online at good value, and the rewards point scheme should be an effective way to sell the brand and build customer loyalty, if anyone had any idea how the hell to market it. And there are good deals to be had - I just got a 49" 4K TV for $350 that included $200 in rewards points, which bought us the stand for said TV.
As for the show, get Peyton to host and call it Think Like A Horse.