QUOTE (hmtriplecrown @ Feb 1 2004, 10:32 AM)
QUOTE (chris319 @ Feb 1 2004, 08:13 AM)
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*writing in notebook*
Chain smoke. Watch soaps.
I don't recall being taught that in any of my education courses but I might've been absent that day.
Maybe you have to spend 10 years with screeching, unruly third-graders for this affliction to take hold. In your case you'll be bringing a DVD player and watching episodes of Blackout.
In my case, it'll be three months of unruly high schoolers, and I'll have a flask of some potent potable hidden in my desk...plus that DVD player with Blackout. If Blackout doesn't eradicate the stress of dealing with rowdy teenagers, the alcohol will blackout everything.
Tell the kids if they don't behave, they'll be forced to write a report over Malcolm.
You're a cruel human being...
I think an episode of TJW90 would suffice, but if you insist...