Author Topic: What Time Is It, Kids? (Read 3501 times)

CBSJokersWildFan · « **on:** February 25, 2004, 01:41:53 AM »

When in Australia, where is one likely to have his or her hair cut?

In a Tony Barber shop, of course!

(Okay, I'll go back to lurking now...)

Dbacksfan12 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2004, 01:47:16 AM »

[quote name=\'CBSJokersWildFan\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 01:41 AM\'] When in Australia, where is one likely to have his or her hair cut?

In a Tony Barber shop, of course!

(Okay, I'll go back to lurking now...) [/quote]
I hope some of you folks aren't proud of this terrible "jokes"....

BrandonFG · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2004, 11:35:22 AM »

[quote name=\'Dsmith\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 01:47 AM\'] [quote name=\'CBSJokersWildFan\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 01:41 AM\'] When in Australia, where is one likely to have his or her hair cut?

In a Tony Barber shop, of course!

(Okay, I'll go back to lurking now...) [/quote]
I hope some of you folks aren't proud of this terrible "jokes".... [/quote]
I've seen worse...MUCH worse...

Mike Tennant · « **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2004, 11:37:35 AM »

[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 11:35 AM\']I've seen worse...MUCH worse...[/quote]
Yes. You might say this is a cut above some of the others. Or that it beats them by a hair. Or by a close shave. Or by a razor-thin margin.

aaron sica · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2004, 11:41:17 AM »

My bad joke's not worthy of its own thread...

Scooby-Doo and Astro are going to be competing on a revival of a famous 1970's/1980's game where "Knowledge is king and lady luck is queen". A nationally known weatherman's face will be on the wheels. The game?

"Roker!, Roker!!, Roker!!!"

Mike Tennant · « **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2004, 12:38:20 PM »

[quote name=\'aaron sica\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 11:41 AM\']My bad joke's not worthy of its own thread...

Scooby-Doo and Astro are going to be competing on a revival of a famous 1970's/1980's game where "Knowledge is king and lady luck is queen". A nationally known weatherman's face will be on the wheels. The game?

"Roker!, Roker!!, Roker!!!"[/quote]
That one's so bad it needs to be Barryed where it can never be found again--perhaps as close to the Devil as possible.

We hope Jack, after Twenty-One, learned the difference between wrong Enright so that he's not down there, too. Either way I'll bet he's spinning in his grave over that joke.

GSWitch · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2004, 04:07:05 PM »

[quote name=\'Mike Tennant\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 11:38 AM\'] [quote name=\'aaron sica\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 11:41 AM\']My bad joke's not worthy of its own thread...

Scooby-Doo and Astro are going to be competing on a revival of a famous 1970's/1980's game where "Knowledge is king and lady luck is queen". A nationally known weatherman's face will be on the wheels. The game?

"Roker!, Roker!!, Roker!!!"[/quote]
That one's so bad it needs to be Barryed where it can never be found again--perhaps as close to the Devil as possible.

We hope Jack, after Twenty-One, learned the difference between wrong Enright so that he's not down there, too. Either way I'll bet he's spinning in his grave over that joke. [/quote]
I'll add more fuel to this fire (LOL)!

When either Scooby or Astro plays the bonus round, they don't have to avoid the devil, but this....

(Pulls on slot machine)

$50...$75...SCRAPPY DOO!

"Ta-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta! Puppy Power!"

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HOORAY!!! It's my 200th post!!! Since this is about Joker's Wild, I'm dancing to the famous Russian Circus-Goofy Win theme song, HEY!

MikeK · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2004, 04:31:34 PM »

[quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 04:07 PM\'] I'll add more fuel to this fire (LOL)!

When either Scooby or Astro plays the bonus round, they don't have to avoid the devil, but this....

(Pulls on slot machine)

$50...$75...SCRAPPY DOO!

"Ta-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta! Puppy Power!"

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HOORAY!!! It's my 200th post!!! Since this is about Joker's Wild, I'm dancing to the famous Russian Circus-Goofy Win theme song, HEY! [/quote]
In 25 words or less, can someone please explain this so-called "joke" to me?

Out of Witchiepoo's 200 posts, I think I've understood no more than 3 of them.

BrandonFG · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2004, 04:41:50 PM »

[quote name=\'hmtriplecrown\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 04:31 PM\'][quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 04:07 PM\'] I'll add more fuel to this fire (LOL)!

When either Scooby or Astro plays the bonus round, they don't have to avoid the devil, but this....

(Pulls on slot machine)

$50...$75...SCRAPPY DOO!

"Ta-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta! Puppy Power!"

*********************************

HOORAY!!! It's my 200th post!!! Since this is about Joker's Wild, I'm dancing to the famous Russian Circus-Goofy Win theme song, HEY! [/quote]
In 25 words or less, can someone please explain this so-called "joke" to me?

Out of Witchiepoo's 200 posts, I think I've understood no more than 3 of them.[/quote]
The only thing I can think of is that Scrappy Doo is the cartoon equivalent of Ted McGinley. Ted McGinley's the devil?

Wait, that's 22 words...let me make that a bit shorter...

GSWitch smokes some damn good crack. 6 words, there you go.

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Out of Witchiepoo's 200 posts, I think I've understood no more than 3 of them.

That's 3 more than me. :-P

clemon79 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2004, 09:11:35 PM »

[quote name=\'hmtriplecrown\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 02:31 PM\'] In 25 words or less, can someone please explain this so-called "joke" to me?
[/quote]
Don't try. That post was utterly vapid of any useful content, for entertainment purposes or otherwise.

GSWitch · « **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2004, 09:14:47 PM »

[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 03:41 PM\'] GSWitch smokes some damn good crack. 6 words, there you go. [/quote]
The mascot & I are drug free, don't you forget it!

WITCH: You got that right! Make another crack about me being on crack & I'll sick "The Evil Trees" on you.

Calling all Evil Trees, calling all Evil Trees!

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As for the Scrappy Doo punch line, most Scooby Doo fans disliked Scrappy Doo (even my late aunt) because he's annoying.

clemon79 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 25, 2004, 09:24:09 PM »

[quote name=\'GSWitch\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 07:14 PM\'] As for the Scrappy Doo punch line, most Scooby Doo fans disliked Scrappy Doo (even my late aunt) because he's annoying. [/quote]
Well, that makes two of you, then.

gshowman18 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2004, 09:59:06 PM »

[quote name=\'hmtriplecrown\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 04:31 PM\']
In 25 words or less, can someone please explain this so-called "joke" to me?

Out of Witchiepoo's 200 posts, I think I've understood no more than 3 of them. [/quote]
You see, Klauss. GSWitch is a retard, but he does not know it.

MikeK · « **Reply #13 on:** February 25, 2004, 10:15:26 PM »

[quote name=\'gshowman18\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 09:59 PM\'] You see, Klauss. GSWitch is a retard, but he does not know it. [/quote]
I thought you were warned not to use that word. And my name's Mike, not Klauss.

I'll let Chris and/or Matt handle it from here.

dzinkin · « **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2004, 10:20:22 PM »

[quote name=\'gshowman18\' date=\'Feb 25 2004, 09:59 PM\'] You see, Klauss. GSWitch is a retard, but he does not know it. [/quote]
Is that a house of glass you're living in, Michael?

Author Topic: What Time Is It, Kids? (Read 3501 times)

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