...hmmm...so he has the rights to "You Asked For It"? Why don't we revise that concept to fit today's reality trend. Make it a variation of "This Is Your Life". Bring a subject on, tell the story of every person the subject ever shafted in one way or another, then bring those people out and let them have a crack at the subject. After each kick, punch, pie in the face or whatever, the host can say in his smarmiest Art Baker-type tone, "and don't forget, Mr. Guest - you asked for it!" Paybacks are entertainment!
Now that I remember a Clyde Crashcup cartoon with a similar plot, I guess I can't call it original...
this diet must be robbing my brain of vital nutrients....