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uncamark

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« on: April 02, 2004, 02:07:57 PM »
A real, honest-to-goodness Hollywood Reporter story as relayed by Reuters and Yahoo!

They better have Seacrest on as a contestant.

TraderRob

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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2004, 02:22:58 PM »
I could make several editorial comments but I'll refrain for fear of sounding preachy, but haven't they seen the travesty known as "Playing It Straight"?   This is terrible...

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chris319

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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2004, 03:51:57 PM »
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They better have Seacrest on as a contestant.
What would be the challenge in that?

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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2004, 04:02:37 PM »
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The panelists try to determine whether contestants are straight by playing a series of games with them intended to yield clues.
Be careful if one of those is called The Boner Game.

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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2004, 04:58:56 PM »
[quote name=\'chris319\' date=\'Apr 2 2004, 02:02 PM\']
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The panelists try to determine whether contestants are straight by playing a series of games with them intended to yield clues.
Be careful if one of those is called The Boner Game. [/quote]
 Didn't Greg Hines play a round of that in "History Of The World, Part One"? :)
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Matt Ottinger

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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2004, 05:12:18 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Apr 2 2004, 05:58 PM\'] [quote name=\'chris319\' date=\'Apr 2 2004, 02:02 PM\'] Be careful if one of those is called The Boner Game. [/quote]
Didn't Greg Hines play a round of that in "History Of The World, Part One"? :) [/quote]
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1978-Jeopardy

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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2004, 07:11:44 PM »
That reminds me of that episode of "Ellen" where they were playing "Am I a communist?' :)

I am in no way comparing Homosexuality to Communism. Just the "Guess what I am" format.
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