[quote name=\'chris319\' date=\'Mar 31 2004, 11:10 PM\'] Now, how to resuscitate Randy? [/quote]
April 1, 2004
To Whom It May Concern.
My name is Art Astor, and I'm one of 2 paramedics who responded to the 911 call here on Randy Lane in West Hills. We found this big, handsome guy on the floor talking incoherently. He's mumbling words that we can't makes sense of - sounds like: Switcheroo, Eskander, Fingers, Splendido, etc. While he seems really out of it, I could swear he's actually laughing when he says "Don Roseman" or something like that.
While helping my partner administer CPR I must have accidentally bumped into the desk and moved the PC mouse on this computer. When the screensaver with the CBS eye stopped blinking, I saw this site. If anybody can help us by getting in contact with a next of kin, please notify them that we're taking this guy to the John Olson Trauma Center - they can contact the admitting nurse, Claudia Rossi. Anyone with information about this guy's medical history should call. Strangely, it looks like he's been spayed or neutered or something.
I hope he has medical insurance because the price is....
Oh, gotta run