[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'May 31 2004, 11:00 AM\'] And I really appreciate how you interrupt my joke to point out some pointless little tidbit...why I'm actually breaking down such a joke is beyond me.
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Here, I'll get the joke back on track.
Snarky Announcer: Shortly after the $1500 space left, the Bankrupt began turning to booze to cover his depression.
Morale on the Wheel began to spial out of control. Rumors begain to pop-up that the $150 wedge and the $350 wedge were in a sexual relationshop with each other.
$500 Wedge: The two seemed to really enjoy being next to each other. Which really steemed me, because me and 1/2 the other wedges have been single since 1975.
Eventually, for the good of the show's family image, the $150 wedge decided to leave the show. $150 could not be reached for comment, but contacts tell us that $150 is currently residing in a villa in London with a new girlfriend. (Possibly the UK 350 space)
$350 space: It was really making everyone jellious, we decided to talk about one of us leaving, but $150 insisted I should say. I do not get paid as much and bills pile up all the time. I think the in-crowd doesn't like us wedges that end in "$X50"
Then reports came out that the Lose a Turn had gotten cosmetic surgery behind everyone's back. It be came obvious when the yellow wedge somehow became white.
Lose a Turn: I really need to reinvent myself, it was like becoming a new person.
$250 Wedge: We didn't know how to handle it, so we just ignored the new look.
Things went from bad to worse as time wore on.
Red $900 Wedge: Me and my brother, Orange $900 Wedge, have considered leaving the show to start a band. We feel working on "Wheel of Fortune" has stiffled out creativity.
$550 wedge: I just can't stand being around $400, he's such a jerk.
$200 wedge: I hate spening getting spun all day long, I get so dizzy that I just want to puke all over.
Then one day, the $200 wedge, after spening many hours with the Bankrupt Wedge in the bar, the $200 wedge vomited after being spun one too many times.
Taping had to be stopped cleaning up the mess, which cost the studio thousands of dollars in damage. The impact of the vomit forced four of the $300 Wedge Sisters to temporarly leave the show for cleaning, costing thousands more. The $200 wedge was subsequencly fired for his misconduct.
$200 wedge: I am now in $230,000 in debt and living in a Cardboard Box outside Television City. Life is rough, but it's better than the cesspool of a job I had before !
Comming up on the GSN True Television City Story: Backstage mistreatment begins to get personal
$600 Wedge (With lawyer): It was like they were gunning for me, I had to do something to get back at them...