Is it really, Craig? I'll presume you've seen the 'work' the CC does, just so I can make my argument.
The ONLY person that should be delivering clues on Jeopardy is Alex Trebek. I can put up with Jeff Probst doing his taped bits from wherever Survivor was taping because Jeff doesn't completely suck when he's in front of the camera. I cannot stand the Clue Crew. At the very least, I don't want them taking away gameplay time because we have to cut to a video of whatever is going on. I did not say I wanted them bumped off, or anything close. Architects should live in the buildings they design, and the Crew should see every clue that they give, just so they know what we're putting up with.
Regarding what I'd do with my J! winnings, I also presume you know of a literary device called exaggeration. Oh wait, you don't like Literature. Oops.