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uncamark

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« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2004, 05:09:50 PM »
[quote name=\'SamJ93\' date=\'Jul 25 2004, 03:59 PM\']I fell out of my chair reading most of these.

Let's try:

Let's Make a Deal + The Amateur's Guide to Love + Bruce Forsyth's Hot Streak=Let's Make Love to Bruce Forsyth[/quote]
Let's not and say we did.

And young Wurzel's been doing some Googling lately--"Right-Wing Squares" is a Flash animation on the mediamatters.org web site.  Here it is--and if you're a Republican, you aren't going to like it much.
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Winkfan

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« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2004, 06:04:01 PM »
This is a CLEAN attempt:

Body Language + Talk About = Talk About Body Language

Figure It Out + Doctor I.Q. = Figure Doctor I.Q. Out

Wait Til You Have Kids + STUDS = Wait Til You Have STUDS!

Blackout + All-Star Blitz = Blackout Blitz

Your Number's Up + Number Please = Your Number's Up, Please

What's This Song? + Paranoia = What's This Paranoia?

Supermarket Sweep + Shop Til You Drop = Supermarket Sweep Til You Drop

Temptation + Charge Account = Temptation Account

Debt + The Big Showdown = The Debt Showdown

Choose Up Sides + Tattletales = Choose Up Tattletales

Get the Message + Couch Potatoes = Get the Potatoes

Then we could do it this way:

Face the Music + Music Bingo = Face the Music Bingo

Twenty-One + $1,000,000 Chance of A Lifetime = Twenty-One Million Dollar Chance of A Lifetime

Split Second + Second Honeymoon = Split Second Honeymoon

Dream Girl of '67 + Seven Keys = Dream Girl of '67 Keys

It Takes Two + Two For the Money + The Money Maze = It Takes Two For the Money Maze

Now You See It + It Could Be You + You Don't Say + Say When!! = Now You See It Could Be You Don't Say When!!

Cordially,
Tammy Warner--the 'Joyce Bulifant of the Big Board!'

P.S. I can't believe some of the contributers of this thread have their imaginations in the GONG SHOW OOPS!
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« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2004, 06:04:04 PM »
[quote name=\'Craig Karlberg\' date=\'Jul 25 2004, 03:48 AM\'] Wheel Of Fortune + The Chamber = Wheel of Chamber [/quote]
 Ummm..OK....anyhow...

I'm Telling+How's Your Mother in Law+Sex Wars=I'm Telling Your Mother in Law you had Sex.
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chris319

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« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2004, 06:19:30 PM »
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I'm Telling+How's Your Mother in Law+Sex Wars=I'm Telling Your Mother in Law you had Sex.
BZZZZZ! Extraneous words.
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« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2004, 07:07:06 PM »
Dream House + The Better Sex =

Do you prefer "Dream Sex" or "Sex Dream"?  :-)

Of course, "Better House" is about 90% of what's on certain cable channels....

Has nobody suggested "Win Ben Stein's Sex" yet?

or, "Win Ben Stein's Money" + "Child's Play" = Win Ben Stein's Child....
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« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2004, 07:40:30 PM »
Bobcat's Big-ass Show + The Better Sex = Well... you get the point.

Video Village + Idiot Savants = Village Idiot

Trump Card + Win Ben Stein's Money + $100,000 Pyramid + Pepsi's Play for a Billion = Win Trump's Billion Dollars

Two For the Money + Password Plus + 15 to 1 + The Price is Right + Three's a Crowd = Two Plus One is Three
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« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2004, 08:08:31 PM »
First, Mark, I think that's a different Adam.

Anyway...this is ingenious.

Seven Keys + Just Men! + Wait 'til You Have Kids! + The Better Sex = Seven Men Have Sex

Just Men! + Wait 'til You Have Kids! = Men Have Kids

The Neighbors + Wait 'til You Have Kids! + I've Got a Secret + The Better Sex = The Neighbors Have a Sex Secret
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« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2004, 08:15:44 PM »
Love Connection + Match Game = Love Match

Win Ben Stein's Money + Chain Reaction = Win Reaction

The $100,000 Pyramid + Win, Lose, or Draw = Lose $100,000

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? + Win Ben Stein's Money + Tic Tac Dough = Who Wants to Win Ben Stein's Tic Tac?
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« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2004, 08:24:14 PM »
As Gene Rayburn used to say: "My, we are a randy bunch!"

The Newlywed Game + Family Feud = Newlywed Feud

Cross Wits + Street Smarts = Street Cross (would never sell - too pedestrian)

You Don't Say! + Pay Cards = You Don't Pay! A game where a player tries to win a raise by convincing his boss that he's underpaid.

What's My Line + How's Your Mother In Law + The Dating Game = What's My Mother In Law Dating?

And we can't leave out: The Better Sex + Win With The Stars = Sex With The Stars!
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« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2004, 08:44:40 PM »
[quote name=\'mystery7\' date=\'Jul 25 2004, 07:24 PM\'] As Gene Rayburn used to say: "My, we are a randy bunch!"
 [/quote]
 Randy hasn't even contributed yet!  :)

Anyway,

PASS THE BUCK + COUCH POTATOES = PASS THE POTATOES

(Way too straight-laced for the room, but most of "the better sex" ones have been taken.)

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« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2004, 08:53:29 PM »
The Hollywood Squares + I've got a Secret = The Hollywood Secret
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« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2004, 08:53:39 PM »
Ooh! Wait! Couch Potatoes + The Better Sex = Couch Sex!
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« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2004, 08:56:48 PM »
Hat Putato +...

I better not even touch that.
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The Ol' Guy

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« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2004, 09:13:22 PM »
HUAC Hearings era game -
Hollywood Squares + Party Line = Hollywood Party Line.

Cross-dressing quiz - What's My Sex?

Game show for lemon car buyers - That Blankety-Blank Contraption

and for those married a long, long time -
Better Sex + The Name's The Same = The Sex's The Same (sigh...)
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« Reply #44 on: July 25, 2004, 11:10:11 PM »
[quote name=\'whoserman\' date=\'Jul 25 2004, 02:00 PM\'] Family Feud + The Better Sex = ...never mind. [/quote]
 Hey, that show is #1 in all the West Virginia markets....;)
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