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uncamark

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More fun at Ken Jennings' expense
« on: July 27, 2004, 07:11:43 PM »
The "LIttle Fivers" TV list division of Top5 takes its shot at You-Know-Who with "The Top 9 'Jeopardy!' Answers That Would Stump Ken Jennings."

My favorite:

2> It's the sexual euphemism that describes what the IRS is
     going to do to you when your winnings are totaled.

chris319

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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2004, 09:09:55 PM »
Ah, but this one rivals it:

3> This is how long it takes to completely wipe the smug look off my face.

See, now if you make it a Final Jeopardy! question and make the category "31-year-old Redheaded Mormon Software Engineers From Utah", it'll trick him into betting enough money that the game COULD turn on it.

Naaah.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2004, 09:14:40 PM by chris319 »

Craig Karlberg

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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2004, 05:04:15 AM »
#1 made me laugh(LOL!).  Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, a ferret & a feather = Road runner eating a banana split with a dead ferret as roadkill.

Chelsea Thrasher

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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2004, 05:07:47 AM »
[quote name=\'Craig Karlberg\' date=\'Jul 28 2004, 04:04 AM\'] ... = Road runner eating a banana split with a dead ferret as roadkill. [/quote]

Somehow, oh flummoxed one, I don't think that's QUITE what they meant....
« Last Edit: July 28, 2004, 05:10:34 AM by Seth Thrasher »

BrandonFG

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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2004, 11:58:35 AM »
[quote name=\'Craig Karlberg\' date=\'Jul 28 2004, 04:04 AM\'] #1 made me laugh(LOL!).  Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, a ferret & a feather = Road runner eating a banana split with a dead ferret as roadkill. [/quote]
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