More fun at Ken Jennings' expense

[uncamark]

The "LIttle Fivers" TV list division of Top5 takes its shot at You-Know-Who with "The Top 9 'Jeopardy!' Answers That Would Stump Ken Jennings."

My favorite:

2> It's the sexual euphemism that describes what the IRS is
     going to do to you when your winnings are totaled.

[chris319]

Ah, but this one rivals it:

3> This is how long it takes to completely wipe the smug look off my face.

See, now if you make it a Final Jeopardy! question and make the category "31-year-old Redheaded Mormon Software Engineers From Utah", it'll trick him into betting enough money that the game COULD turn on it.

Naaah.

[Craig Karlberg]

#1 made me laugh(LOL!).  Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, a ferret & a feather = Road runner eating a banana split with a dead ferret as roadkill.

[Chelsea Thrasher]

[quote name=\'Craig Karlberg\' date=\'Jul 28 2004, 04:04 AM\'] ... = Road runner eating a banana split with a dead ferret as roadkill. [/quote]

Somehow, oh flummoxed one, I don't think that's QUITE what they meant....

[BrandonFG]

[quote name=\'Craig Karlberg\' date=\'Jul 28 2004, 04:04 AM\'] #1 made me laugh(LOL!).  Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, a ferret & a feather = Road runner eating a banana split with a dead ferret as roadkill. [/quote]
 {Dr. Evil}Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.{/Dr. Evil}