PATRICK WAYNE??? Send that man above to a nice rubber room!
Meanwhile, I wonder if Randy dropped Goen's name because he IS hosting the pageant this year? He'd make a fine host, having handled Miss USA/Universe previously, but he - and Billy Bush for that matter - are lacking one thing: a connection to ABC/Disney. As far as I can remember every Miss America pageant since about 1985 has featured as host or co-host someone actively connected with ABC in some way.
[UPDATE: Appending the above, Donny and Marie Osmond (2000) were not actively working for ABC or Disney when they hosted Miss America, though they had a talk show in syndication at the time - handled by Columbia Pictures TV.]
This dates back to when Kathie Lee Gifford (then Johnson) was a correspondent for GMA - and that was before Gary Collins got the gig on "Home". I don't recall a pageant since then where the show was hosted by anyone other than ABC/Disney folk.
That stated, here's my guess on who might be the host of this year's pageant: Chris Harrison. Hey, he can handle TPiR Live, that three year stint next to Julie Krone, Todd Schrupp and Frank Lyons at TVG, and he's got the ABC connection with The Bachelor. And, since Glenn Osser's orchestra has long been retired (Boo!) there's no requirement for him to sing. All he need be is his loveable, charming self.
Whadya think, troops?