To answer the burning question on everyone's mind

[SamJ93]

Remember him?  The host of "Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego?"  Well, he's moved a rung up on the acting ladder and is now doing an Off-Off-Broadway one-man show, "I Love Paris," in which he plays...Paris Hilton.

http://www.nytheatre.com/nytheatre/paris348.htm

Insert your own jokes here, I'm too tired to think of any.

--Sam