It's about time we got some elbow macaroni/rainbow glitter action on up in here!
Honestly, this sounds almost, if not more, dreadful than the Food Network's "Ready, Set, Cook!" Maybe if it were on HGTV I would be more enthusiastic...
Oh, and as for stretching the definition of a game show, I think this would make it about as thin as a string of glue from a recently warmed glue gun.