For the three or four Extreme Dodgeball fans on this board, the playoffs begin next week. FWIW, here are the final regular season standings:
CLASSIC DIVISION
CPA+ 7-3
Armed Response* 6-4
Ink, Inc.* 5-5
Barbell Mafia 3-7
EXPANSION DIVISION
Delta Force+ 6-4
Bling* 5-5
Reef Sharks* 5-5
M.A.D. 3-7
+ = division winner; * = playoff team
Maybe Barbell Mafia should have kept Amazon Beard...
Next week the #2 and #3 seeds in each division play each other in the quarterfinals, with Certified Public Assassins and Delta Force receiving first-round byes. Also next week, according to one Prof. Beverly, is the show's first All-Star game. I beg to differ with the "first" part, because they did one in season 1 just before the championship match. "Coupe deBil"? "Pro-Zach"? Who thinks up these corny names? Can we do better? Discuss.