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itiparanoid13

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« on: January 15, 2005, 05:13:39 PM »
I'm not kidding.  According to Reuters, who got it from Hollywood Reporter, True Entertainment and Brighter Pictures and co-producing a new TV reality show that

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would pit a group of male contestants against each other for the honor of serving as a sperm donor to a woman willing to be impregnated.

And of course we have a twist!  The woman who apparently is so sad as to do this show gets to choose between the final two.  I have never been so flustered about reading a reality show premise before until this.  This definitely has pushed the boundaries way too far.  I'll post the link to the Reuters press release in a few if I am allowed.

chris319

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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2005, 05:16:28 PM »
It's even worse than my prison reality series, "Pick Up the Soap".

Kevin Prather

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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2005, 08:12:05 PM »
[quote name=\'chris319\' date=\'Jan 15 2005, 02:16 PM\']It's even worse than my prison reality series, "Pick Up the Soap".
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How dare you use the name "Soap" in such a context? What would Rod Roddy say? ;-)

GS Warehouse

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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2005, 08:21:02 PM »
[quote name=\'whoserman\' date=\'Jan 15 2005, 08:12 PM\']How dare you use the name "Soap" in such a context? What would Rod Roddy say? ;-)
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"Whew!"?

And I thought we've seen it all.  What's new on DVD?
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clemon79

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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2005, 08:27:45 PM »
So lemme get this straight; the winner gets PAID?

Hell, I usually do that for free. :)
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Kevin Prather

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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2005, 08:50:49 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Jan 15 2005, 05:27 PM\']So lemme get this straight; the winner gets PAID?

Hell, I usually do that for free. :)
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Keep in mind, though, millions of people will be watching you.

itiparanoid13

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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2005, 08:51:37 PM »
Jenna Jameson can make anything possible.

clemon79

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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2005, 08:59:43 PM »
[quote name=\'whoserman\' date=\'Jan 15 2005, 06:50 PM\'][quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Jan 15 2005, 05:27 PM\']So lemme get this straight; the winner gets PAID?

Hell, I usually do that for free. :)
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Keep in mind, though, millions of people will be watching you.
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Yeah. And?

(Oh. Erm. Pardon me. I musta replied to the wrong message. That's it.)
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calliaume

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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2005, 09:10:49 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Jan 15 2005, 08:27 PM\']So lemme get this straight; the winner gets PAID?

Hell, I usually do that for free. :)
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The winner, however (to steal a line from Friends), will be making money hand over fist.

BrandonFG

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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2005, 11:37:11 PM »
[quote name=\'itiparanoid13\' date=\'Jan 15 2005, 05:13 PM\']I'm not kidding.  According to Reuters, who got it from Hollywood Reporter, True Entertainment and Brighter Pictures and co-producing a new TV reality show that

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would pit a group of male contestants against each other for the honor of serving as a sperm donor to a woman willing to be impregnated.

And of course we have a twist!  The woman who apparently is so sad as to do this show gets to choose between the final two.  I have never been so flustered about reading a reality show premise before until this.  This definitely has pushed the boundaries way too far.  I'll post the link to the Reuters press release in a few if I am allowed.
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Let me guess...FOX?
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CJBojangles

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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2005, 11:43:23 PM »
[quote name=\'fostergray82\' date=\'Jan 15 2005, 11:37 PM\']Let me guess...FOX?
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No, PAX.

Jay Temple

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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2005, 12:21:20 AM »
Who's hosting?  Pee Wee Herman?  Dr. Joycelyn Elders?  George Michael?  This is beyond sad.  It's just plain [Dr. Evil]vial[/Dr. Evil].
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Kevin Prather

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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2005, 12:22:41 AM »
[quote name=\'Jay Temple\' date=\'Jan 15 2005, 09:21 PM\']Who's hosting?  Pee Wee Herman?  Dr. Joycelyn Elders?  George Michael?  This is beyond sad.  It's just plain vial.
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Actually, I think it's more beaker or flask if anything.

(Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

Steve Gavazzi

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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2005, 03:12:13 AM »
[quote name=\'whoserman\' date=\'Jan 16 2005, 12:22 AM\'][quote name=\'Jay Temple\' date=\'Jan 15 2005, 09:21 PM\']Who's hosting?  Pee Wee Herman?  Dr. Joycelyn Elders?  George Michael?  This is beyond sad.  It's just plain vial.
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Actually, I think it's more beaker or flask if anything.

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Test tube.  Definitely test tube.

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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2005, 03:13:13 AM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Jan 15 2005, 08:27 PM\']So lemme get this straight; the winner gets PAID?

Hell, I usually do that for free. :)
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Thank you for putting that lovely image in my head right before I go to bed, Chris.