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whewfan

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How NOT to get on TPIR
« on: January 18, 2005, 03:14:26 PM »
I was thinking of some ideas of things you SHOULD NOT do if you want to be a contestant on TPIR.

1- Wear a fur coat
2-  Wear T shirts that say
"I love Dian" (or any former TPIR model, but ESPECIALLY Dian)
"My cat (dog or whatever animal) just had kittens (or puppies or whatever)"
"Heck with Bob, I want to kiss RICH FIELDS"
"Monty, I want to make a deal!"
 "I want to win a MAZDA"
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clemon79

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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2005, 03:29:45 PM »
More bad T-Shirt ideas:
"WHO FARTED?"
"RANDY GOT SCREWED"
"I <CLUB> MY PET" (however, "I <SPADE> MY CAT" might get you called)
"I KNOW HOW TO PLAY BLANK CHECK"
"I AM NOT PART OF A UNIVERSITY GROUP"
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2005, 04:03:44 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Jan 18 2005, 03:29 PM\']More bad T-Shirt ideas:
"WHO FARTED?"
"RANDY GOT SCREWED"
"I <CLUB> MY PET" (however, "I <SPADE> MY CAT" might get you called)
"I KNOW HOW TO PLAY BLANK CHECK"
"I AM NOT PART OF A UNIVERSITY GROUP"
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"BRING BACK DOUG DAVIDSON AND TPIR '94"
"I LOVE JANICE AND KATHLEEN"
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daveromanjr

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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2005, 04:08:57 PM »
"WHERE'S DENNIS JAMES?"
"I'D LIKE TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE!"
"I'M WITH STUPID ------->"
"PRICE IS NU NU NU!!!" (well, around here, anyway)
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chris319

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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2005, 04:22:00 PM »
"I GOT MINE AT GALPIN FORD"
"WHICH WAY TO THE EMCEE AUDITION?"
« Last Edit: January 18, 2005, 04:23:23 PM by chris319 »
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SRIV94

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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2005, 05:06:44 PM »
"THAT'S MY FINAL ANSWER!"
"WINK MARTINDALE RULEZ!"
"SO THIS  IS WHAT THEY'VE DONE WITH CAROL BURNETT'S OLD STUDIO."
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tvrandywest

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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2005, 05:29:51 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Jan 18 2005, 12:29 PM\']More bad T-Shirt ideas...
"RANDY GOT SCREWED"
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LOL!! Thanks for keeping the thought alive!! I really am laughing out loud!!

Meanwhile I'm alive and well, happily earning a respectable paycheck, ironically from the very same payroll account. But most importantly I'm far richer for the entire experience with Mr. Barker, Roger, the Fremantle family, and the staff and crew at CBS. Things have a way of working out. I'm thrilled with the incredible luck I've enjoyed in my career, and the many new friends I've made on this board and from my TPiR experience.

But I still nominate Chris for the laugh of the week award!


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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2005, 06:37:52 PM »
"Professor Price Rules!"
"I Luv My Pet...Deep Fried & Smothered in Onions"
"Same Sh*t, Different Day"
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2005, 07:55:41 PM »
Agree with Randy on the laugh -- but it's good to hear you are doing well, Randy.
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clemon79

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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2005, 08:09:49 PM »
[quote name=\'tvrandywest\' date=\'Jan 18 2005, 03:29 PM\']LOL!! Thanks for keeping the thought alive!! I really am laughing out loud!!
Meanwhile I'm alive and well, happily earning a respectable paycheck, ironically from the very same payroll account.
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I actually wouldn't make jokes about if it karma didn't have a way of working out and you weren't making phat bank AND seeing the world doing pretty much the same thing. :)
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DjohnsonCB

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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2005, 10:54:06 PM »
I think you all gave David Letterman's writers an idea for a Top Ten list.
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Robert Hutchinson

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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2005, 12:35:27 AM »
"JOKER IS A JOKE"

(I was going to suggest "I WANT TO GET IT ON WITH BOB", but then I remembered best-playing-of-Buy-or-Sell Michael's shirt . . .)
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« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2005, 03:43:52 AM »
I can't believe you missed the obvious...

The Price Is Wrong, Biatch.
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DrBear

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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2005, 06:51:13 AM »
BILL CULLEN DID THIS SHOW BETTER
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dmota104

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« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2005, 06:55:06 AM »
Another T-shirt that won't get you on TPiR...

"READY TO PLAY THE SHOWER GAME"

...of course, if a contestant *only* wore such a shirt, would you even be allowed into CBS Television City?
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