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comicus

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« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2005, 11:35:32 PM »
Hehe... Galpin Ford.

Some others, maybe:

"BRING BACK HURDLES"

"I (HEART) DOUBLE OVERBIDS"

"SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PUPPY MILL"

"GREETINGS! FROM VA'A-O-FONOTI, SAMOA!"

"I HAVEN'T HAD MY MEDICATION TODAY -- HUG ME!"

"I MURDERED PROFESSOR PRICE"

"BARKER FEARS JEFF PROBST"

"HAPPY GILMORE WAS TEDIOUS, DULL AND HAD A WEAK PLOT"

"ALL YOUR PLINKO ARE BELONG TO US"

"I CAME TO PLAY ADD 'EM UP"

"WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS ANOTHER SYNDICATED DAYTIME TALK SHOW"

"RICH FIELDS IS MY GARDENER"

"AMERICAN CARS SUCK"

"COLLEGE IS 4 LOOZURS"

"I GOT UP AT 4:30 IN THE MORNING FOR THIS?!"

"I SLEEP ON A BUS STOP BENCH ON BEVERLY AND FAIRFAX"

"DOLPHINS AND FRIENDS CRACKERS MADE MY COUSIN GO BLIND"

"GOLF IS FOR MEN WHO CAN'T HUNT OR FISH"

"SMASH CAPITALISM"

"VEGETARIAN: INDIAN WORD FOR 'LOUSY HUNTER'"

"I HAVE SUPER BALLS"

"I'M SORRY, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO THE RULES OF CHECK GAME"

"HEY, I CAN YODEL JUST LIKE HANS!  WANNA LISTEN?"

"32 YEARS... AND TO THINK THEY CANCELLED SPIN-OFF AFTER 13 WEEKS"

"HEY ZUBAYDAH, WANNA PLAY THE SHOWER GAME BACK AT MY PLACE?"

And finally, a shirt I actually own...

"FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT, I'M GOING TO EAT THREE"
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garffreak

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« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2005, 11:50:53 PM »
"I WANNA SEE BOB'S PLINKO STICK"

"MUSTANG: $18,345
WIZARD GUMBALL $999
ICE BUCKET $37
EGGLAND'S BEST $2.19" (and so on...)

"I REALLY KNOW WHY SHE'S CALLED 'FINGERS'"
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Robert Hutchinson

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« Reply #47 on: January 21, 2005, 01:09:30 AM »
"I WANNA PLAY 'BUMP' WITH BOB" (this one, obviously, would depend on who was wearing it)

"I KNOW THE RULES TO ALL 20 PRICING GAMES"

"THE NEXT GAME IS ______" (apply velcro to shirt, and bring along 70 signs)

"VIEWERS AT HOME, TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER THIS SHIRT IS ON CAMERA"
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Kevin Prather

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« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2005, 01:18:31 AM »
[quote name=\'CountdownRound\' date=\'Jan 20 2005, 08:35 PM\']
"I SLEEP ON A BUS STOP BENCH ON BEVERLY AND FAIRFAX"

[/quote]

"I SLEEP ON BEVERLY ON A BUS STOP BENCH IN FAIRFAX"


[quote name=\'garffreak\' date=\'Jan 20 2005, 08:50 PM\']
"MUSTANG: $18,345
WIZARD GUMBALL $999
ICE BUCKET $37
EGGLAND'S BEST $2.19" (and so on...)

[snapback]72204[/snapback]
[/quote]

"Mustang: $18,345
Wizard Gumball: $999
Ice bucket: $37
Reaching in Bob's $100 pocket: Priceless"
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sshuffield70

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« Reply #49 on: January 21, 2005, 10:13:20 AM »
A line I've used before:

CONTROL THE GAME SHOW HOST POPULATION.  HAVE YOUR BARKER SPAYED AND NEUTERED
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mrchips

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« Reply #50 on: January 21, 2005, 12:06:57 PM »
(delurks)

(arrow points to wife) "THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
(arrow points to husband) "EL CHEAPO"

"65 CHUNKYS PLEASE"

(on a buxom lass) "PICK THIS PAIR"

(arrow pointing down) "BIG BANANA"

"I CAN'T START HER AGAIN ---->
 FOR 37 HOURS EITHER"

So, um . . . yeah.

(relurks)
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reason1024

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« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2005, 03:11:31 PM »
"PROUD *COLLEGE NAME HERE* DROPOUT"

A Cleveland Indians warmup jacket.

"I BID IN EUROS!"
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Robert Hutchinson

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« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2005, 04:52:08 PM »
(waves at mrchips)

"WATCH MY CABLE ACCESS SHOW AT 11AM EST ON WOOT"
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The Ol' Guy

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« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2005, 05:17:29 PM »
"Please pick me first! You don't look too well today!"
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Thad Dixon

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« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2005, 10:21:37 PM »
What about this one:

"If I spin the wheel, it'll never get all the way around"
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Steve Gavazzi

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« Reply #55 on: January 22, 2005, 12:12:19 AM »
[INSERT TOWN NAME] LOVES BILL!
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Robert Hutchinson

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« Reply #56 on: January 22, 2005, 12:15:20 AM »
"I SAW THE PRICES BACKSTAGE"
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« Reply #57 on: January 22, 2005, 09:01:21 AM »
I'M CLAUDIA JORDAN'S LAWYER

 I CAME TO SEE DOUG DAVIDSON... BUT YOU'LL DO.

 MY FAVORITE GAME IS LUCKY 5

 NO FLASHING LIGHTS TODAY PLEASE. I'M LIGHT SENSITIVE

 RICH FIELDS FOR HOST!

 THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW ON NBC

 BOB IS SLEEPING WITH MY GRANDMOTHER



John
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Steve_Bier

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« Reply #58 on: January 22, 2005, 09:29:51 AM »
"IF I LOOSE, I'LL HAVE BOB SPAYED AND NEUTERED!"

"PHIL ROSSI--MY KIND OF GUY!"

"PRESIDENT OF THE JANICE PENNINGTON FAN CLUB!"
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Don Howard

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« Reply #59 on: January 22, 2005, 01:35:02 PM »
How are some of these.....nay, how are MOST of these guaranteed to not get you on stage?
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