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Dbacksfan12

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« Reply #60 on: January 22, 2005, 01:59:24 PM »
[quote name=\'Don Howard\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 01:35 PM\']How are some of these.....nay, how are MOST of these guaranteed to not get you on stage?
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They're not.
It's everyone attempting to be Chuck Donnegan for the day.
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TrplPlayRD

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« Reply #61 on: January 22, 2005, 04:15:07 PM »
Bob Barker, "You're Fired!"

Zubadayah SUCKS!

I came from (insert town here) just to see Bob...  (on back of shirt) Eubanks!

Gabrielle Tuite's Future Husband
or
Gabrielle Tuite's Future Ex-Husband

Where's Lacey and Suzanna?

Bring Back Charlotte Arlt!

Forget the prizes, I want a Barker's Beauty!
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Robert Hutchinson

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« Reply #62 on: January 22, 2005, 06:42:12 PM »
[quote name=\'Dsmith\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 01:59 PM\'][quote name=\'Don Howard\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 01:35 PM\']How are some of these.....nay, how are MOST of these guaranteed to not get you on stage?
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They're not.
It's everyone attempting to be Chuck Donnegan for the day.
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AKA The-Tricky-Last-Name-To-Spell Chuckie Baby?

(I LOVE BOB BARRKER)
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starcade

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« Reply #63 on: January 22, 2005, 08:02:12 PM »
No, Mr. Chips:  I'd say the "THAT'S TOO MUCH" - "EL CHEAPO" husband-wife combo would probably be a better way TO get on the show.  :)
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Steve_Bier

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« Reply #64 on: January 22, 2005, 09:18:00 PM »
I'm having too much fun with this!

"I WORK FOR PORSCHE'S ANIMAL TESTING DIVISION"

"MY WIFE HAD ME NEUTERED...THANKS, BARKER!"

"DIAN PARKINSON IS MY MOTHER!"
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Kevin Prather

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« Reply #65 on: January 22, 2005, 09:21:56 PM »
[quote name=\'Steve_Bier\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 06:18 PM\']"DIAN PARKINSON IS MY MOTHER!"
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"DIAN PARKINSON IS MY MOTHER...BOB, ARE YOU MY DADDY?"
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The Pyramids

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« Reply #66 on: January 22, 2005, 09:24:54 PM »
[quote name=\'whoserman\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 09:21 PM\'][quote name=\'Steve_Bier\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 06:18 PM\']"DIAN PARKINSON IS MY MOTHER!"
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"DIAN PARKINSON IS MY MOTHER...BOB, ARE YOU MY DADDY?"
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Funny
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JMFabiano

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« Reply #67 on: January 22, 2005, 10:05:10 PM »
DISMANTLEMEDIA: 7 YEARS OF BAD LUCK FOR GAME SHOW FANS
I WANT A CERAMIC DALMATIAN
I CAME HERE TO RUN THE GAUNTLET OF VILLAINS
THEY'RE COMBS' CUTIES!  GET YOUR OWN BEAUTIES!
BRING BACK BULLSEYE I
BRING BACK *TWO-PLAYER* BULLSEYE I
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clemon79

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« Reply #68 on: January 22, 2005, 10:06:34 PM »
You guys do realize these are getting less and less funny with each passing post, right?
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ChuckNet

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« Reply #69 on: January 22, 2005, 10:26:45 PM »
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AKA The-Tricky-Last-Name-To-Spell Chuckie Baby?

LOL...if I had a nickel for every time someone dropped that extra "N" in my surname...

Chuck Donegan (The Illustrious "Chuckie Baby")
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GS Warehouse

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« Reply #70 on: January 22, 2005, 11:56:12 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 10:06 PM\']You guys do realize these are getting less and less funny with each passing post, right?
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[/quote]Then it's time to shake things up a little:

"PRESIDENT OF THE DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES FAN CLUB"

"CSI: BARKER'S DRESSING ROOM"

"EVERYBODY DOESN'T LOVE RAYMOND"

"OMFG B4RK3R IZ da BIG 111ONE!!!!1111!!"

[quote name=\'Robert Hutchinson\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 06:42 PM\'](I LOVE BOB BARRKER)
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[/quote]"I [SPADE] Bob Barker!"

[quote name=\'ChuckNet\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 10:26 PM\']LOL...if I had a nickel for every time someone dropped that extra "N" in my surname...
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[/quote]...you wouldn't have as much money as I'd have if I had a nickel whenever someone mangled my last name.  I've heard it all: Weetrix, Wutherick, Wuthrian, and my personal favorite: Muthrich.  If I was ever asked to come on down, it might take Rich all day to get it right!
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« Reply #71 on: January 23, 2005, 07:01:00 PM »
[quote name=\'starcade\' date=\'Jan 22 2005, 08:02 PM\']No, Mr. Chips:  I'd say the "THAT'S TOO MUCH" - "EL CHEAPO" husband-wife combo would probably be a better way TO get on the show.  :)
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Oops. :-)
How about a strategically placed pair of those asterisks?

"I'M OPTIONAL"
"FRANKLY, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE OR KEEP A DAMN"
"LADIES, CAN I HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR NUMBERS?"
"TO HELL WITH A NEW CAR. I WANT THAT DAMN ISC TELEPHONE!"
"NOT EQUIPPED WITH CALIFORNIA EMISSIONS. CAN YOU TELL?"
"HEY RICH, CALL MY ALIAS"
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Don Howard

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« Reply #72 on: January 23, 2005, 07:48:14 PM »
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! No. Don't stop. Don't ever stop. Oh, God, yes!!!!!! More! More! More! I want to see posts in the thousands on this subject. This is better than anything Shecky Greene ever spewed. More!
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SRIV94

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« Reply #73 on: January 23, 2005, 08:16:39 PM »
[quote name=\'Don Howard\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 06:48 PM\']Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! No. Don't stop. Don't ever stop. Oh, God, yes!!!!!! More! More! More! I want to see posts in the thousands on this subject. This is better than anything Shecky Greene ever spewed. More!
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I'll have what he's having.  :)

Doug -- and the countdown to 1000 begins
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« Reply #74 on: January 23, 2005, 09:27:00 PM »
[quote name=\'Don Howard\' date=\'Jan 23 2005, 07:48 PM\']Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! No. Don't stop. Don't ever stop. Oh, God, yes!!!!!! More! More! More! I want to see posts in the thousands on this subject. This is better than anything Shecky Greene ever spewed. More!
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For the first time this thread, I actually laughed.
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