Hatch thought CBS was supposed to pay taxes!

[dizzy]

Get a load of this one for a defense. lol

http://wcbs880.com/entertainment/Survivor-...urces_news_html


Dizzy

[comicus]

Well, no one ever accused him of being a clever man...

Wait, some of you did.  Oh dear.

[starcade]

[quote name=\'CountdownRound\' date=\'Mar 11 2005, 07:04 PM\']Well, no one ever accused him of being a clever man...

Wait, some of you did.  Oh dear.

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This is why people loved to hate him.  He's arrogant, paranoid, and stupid...

Look, if I was a nudist and I brushed up my manhood against a woman who didn't want me to do that, I'd be in jail in five seconds.

(That's one reason you know that whole darn show is rigged.)

[clemon79]

[quote name=\'starcade\' date=\'Mar 11 2005, 05:24 PM\']Look, if I was a nudist and I brushed up my manhood against a woman who didn't want me to do that, I'd be in jail in five seconds.

(That's one reason you know that whole darn show is rigged.)
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Please. Soozin is far more man than Hatch is. She should have grabbed his sack and thrown him the hell off of the bridge.

[calliaume]

Steve Martin:  "You.. can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. "Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?" First.. get a million dollars. Now.. you say, "Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, 'You.. have never paid taxes'?" Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: "I forgot!"

This sounds like a load of bullshit from one of the biggest bullshitters of the 21st century.  He also didn't realize, when he signed a contract to write his tell-all for one publisher, that he was locked into writing any Survivor-themed books for CBS' publishing partner, Simon & Schuster.  So he tried to turn it into a book about "surviving" in the business world - which, not surprisingly, led to the contract being cancelled.

[Don Howard]

[quote name=\'calliaume\' date=\'Mar 11 2005, 09:40 PM\']This sounds like a load of bullshit

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I second that emotion. "He stole. You make bust". And so they have. Rot with the snakes, thief.

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[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Mar 11 2005, 09:07 PM\'][quote name=\'starcade\' date=\'Mar 11 2005, 05:24 PM\']Look, if I was a nudist and I brushed up my manhood against a woman who didn't want me to do that, I'd be in jail in five seconds.

(That's one reason you know that whole darn show is rigged.)
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Please. Soozin is far more man than Hatch is. She should have grabbed his sack and thrown him the hell off of the bridge.

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Not the point -- if that wasn't such a complete rigjob for dramatics and ratings, Hatch would be in prison right now.

[chris319]

Question: Is it considered bad form for a judge and jurors to bust out laughing in a court of law?

Earth to Richard Hatch: Ken Jennings is not, repeat not, a tax attorney. Do not seek his advice, 'kay?

[clemon79]

[quote name=\'starcade\' date=\'Mar 12 2005, 07:57 PM\']Not the point -- if that wasn't such a complete rigjob for dramatics and ratings, Hatch would be in prison right now.

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Oh, get the hell over yourself. You've been screaming "RIGGED!" about Survivor from Day Freakin' One, and you have NEVER and I mean NEVER come forth with anything legitimate to back up your argument when challenged to. It's getting boring.

[chris319]

he tried to turn it into a book about "surviving" in the business world

Maybe a book about "surviving" in tax prison?

[parliboy]

[quote name=\'chris319\' date=\'Mar 12 2005, 10:08 PM\']

he tried to turn it into a book about "surviving" in the business world

Maybe a book about "surviving" in tax prison?

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Soap on a Rope is your friend.