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DrBear

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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2003, 12:37:29 PM »
Let's take the California cabinet roll call...
ROSE MARIE!
RICH LITTLE!
HARVEY KORMAN!
KAREN VALENTINE!
GEORGE GOBEL!
GRAY DAVIS (in the Lox Box, of course)!
CHARLIE WEAVER!
VINCENT PRICE!
And the ambassador to San Francisco, PAUL LYNDE....
Now, here's the master of the state of California, Peter Marshall!
(BTW, wouldn't it be better to have official proclimations read by Kenny Williams? After all, he was a Town Crier on Video Village...)
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Mike Tennant

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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2003, 01:33:06 PM »
[quote name=\'DrBear\' date=\'Aug 8 2003, 11:37 AM\']Let's take the California cabinet roll call...
ROSE MARIE!
RICH LITTLE!
HARVEY KORMAN!
KAREN VALENTINE!
GEORGE GOBEL!
GRAY DAVIS (in the Lox Box, of course)!
CHARLIE WEAVER!
VINCENT PRICE!
And the ambassador to San Francisco, PAUL LYNDE....
Now, here's the master of the state of California, Peter Marshall!
(BTW, wouldn't it be better to have official proclimations read by Kenny Williams? After all, he was a Town Crier on Video Village...)[/quote]
Skip all but one of those.  If you get Rich Little, you've got 'em all.

clemon79

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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2003, 01:42:31 PM »
[quote name=\'DrBear\' date=\'Aug 8 2003, 09:37 AM\'] Now, here's the master of the state of California, Peter Marshall!
(BTW, wouldn't it be better to have official proclimations read by Kenny Williams? After all, he was a Town Crier on Video Village...) [/quote]
 State Legistature sessions would be damn sm00th, wouldn't they?

\"Object for our representatives is to get a majority of votes for their bills either across, up and down, or diagonally over party lines. Our first bill is SB9243, a tax levy on garlic production. Kenny, tell us all about it!\"

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J.R.

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« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2003, 03:13:19 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Aug 8 2003, 12:42 PM\'] \"Object for our representatives is to get a majority of votes for their bills either across, up and down, or diagonally over party lines. Our first bill is SB9243, a tax levy on garlic production. Kenny, tell us all about it!\"

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To quote Tom Bergeron: \"Brilliant ! Brilliant ! Absoutly (BLEEP)ing brilliant !\"

I'd love to see Chuck Woolery get the postion. He'll legalize getting \"Naturely Stoned\" in public. Wouldn't you love it if there was a committee of four and they were tied: \"The committee has voted 2n2 !\"

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DrBear

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« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2003, 07:12:32 PM »
Thinking about it again...
There should be a Bill Cullen-Bob Barker ticket because as we all know, when it comes to politics, everything can be yours if...
(if you need the last four words, you shouldn't be reading this board).
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clemon79

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« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2003, 07:30:21 PM »
[quote name=\'DrBear\' date=\'Aug 8 2003, 04:12 PM\'] Thinking about it again...
There should be a Bill Cullen-Bob Barker ticket because as we all know, when it comes to politics, everything can be yours if...
(if you need the last four words, you shouldn't be reading this board). [/quote]
 On a similar note, Tom Kennedy would be an interesting candidate, because it's not what you say, it's....well, you know. :)
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SplitSecond

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« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2003, 07:37:58 PM »
I don't see anyone backing a Kennedy ticket when there's too much Temptation to vote for Jed Allan.

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« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2003, 08:07:49 PM »
There could also be too much Temptation to vote for Art James, too.

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« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2003, 08:11:15 PM »
Well, if we're looking at a Temptation party (how that differs from the Republican or Democrat parties is beyond me), then we can't forget chairman Tony Barber.

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« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2003, 08:11:53 PM »
[quote name=\'zachhoran\' date=\'Aug 8 2003, 08:07 PM\'] There could also be too much Temptation to vote for Art James, too. [/quote]
 \"Too much Temptation to vote for Art James\"---what a good Catch Phrase!

DrBear

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« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2003, 12:43:16 AM »
[quote name=\'PeterMarshallFan\' date=\'Aug 8 2003, 07:11 PM\'] [quote name=\'zachhoran\' date=\'Aug 8 2003, 08:07 PM\'] There could also be too much Temptation to vote for Art James, too. [/quote]
"Too much Temptation to vote for Art James"---what a good Catch Phrase! [/quote]
 As long as the legislature doesn't let him write a Blank Check...
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« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2003, 11:55:55 AM »
[quote name=\'DrBear\' date=\'Aug 9 2003, 12:43 AM\'] [quote name=\'PeterMarshallFan\' date=\'Aug 8 2003, 07:11 PM\'] [quote name=\'zachhoran\' date=\'Aug 8 2003, 08:07 PM\'] There could also be too much Temptation to vote for Art James, too. [/quote]
"Too much Temptation to vote for Art James"---what a good Catch Phrase! [/quote]
As long as the legislature doesn't let him write a Blank Check... [/quote]
 And hopefully his speeches don't have Fractured Phrases....

clemon79

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« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2003, 06:26:24 PM »
[quote name=\'PeterMarshallFan\' date=\'Aug 9 2003, 08:55 AM\'] [quote name=\'DrBear\' date=\'Aug 9 2003, 12:43 AM\'] [quote name=\'PeterMarshallFan\' date=\'Aug 8 2003, 07:11 PM\'] [quote name=\'zachhoran\' date=\'Aug 8 2003, 08:07 PM\'] There could also be too much Temptation to vote for Art James, too. [/quote]
"Too much Temptation to vote for Art James"---what a good Catch Phrase! [/quote]
As long as the legislature doesn't let him write a Blank Check... [/quote]
And hopefully his speeches don't have Fractured Phrases.... [/quote]
 It's a shame Art James never hosted a game show called \"Wow, This Sucks.\"
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Jimmy Owen

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« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2003, 07:21:20 PM »
If you want the puns to stop just \"Say When\"
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zachhoran

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« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2003, 08:14:55 PM »
[quote name=\'clemon79\' date=\'Aug 9 2003, 05:26 PM\']
It's a shame Art James never hosted a game show called "Wow, This Sucks." [/quote]
 That MIGHT be his pet term for Blank Mind.....er.....Check.