[quote name=\'Don Howard\' date=\'Nov 10 2005, 08:18 AM\'][quote name=\'Matt Ottinger\' date=\'Nov 10 2005, 11:11 AM\']"Ashley Simpson, This Is Your Life!" are six words I'm not looking forward to hearing.
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That segment oughtta kill about two minutes.
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1:30 of which are commercials.
Not to worry, I've locked up the rights to the spinoff show: "If You Had a Life".
ANNOUNCER: Ashely Simpson, If You Had a Life! (There, doesn't that sound better?)
HOST: And now we're going to meet someone who is very special to you, Ashley. This person has shaped you and molded you and made you what you are today. Here he is, renowned Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon Dr. Charley Lipschitz!